#3
I mean I call my cat "my poor kitty baby/angel" but that's about it.
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#10
I have conversations with my cats. But I also do the motherese thing with them.

They're cuddly and I love them
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#15
Not really. Most of my conversations with my cats involve me saying stuff like "get down from there you weirdo" "What the hell are you doing you weirdo" and "what the hell is wrong with you" and doing that in the tone you'd use for a baby just wouldn't have the same effect.
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#16
Nah I like to talk to animals as if they comprehend logic and language completely, it's more fun that way. Sometimes I'll speak in a different language to the cat or something, just to see the confused look of 'I kind of hear certain sounds I'm used to, but they're being used differently...?'
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Oh god yes, in the most embarassing, stupid voice ever.
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but I do have conversations with them, like "no, you can't have your dinner yet...it isn't time...we've discussed this before."
plus this.

The baby talk doesn't happen always, it depends on the situation.
#19
of course i do

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I do have conversations with them, like "no, you can't have your dinner yet...it isn't time...we've discussed this before."


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#23
Absolutely, I have a Beagle and I also speak with him as if he completely understands the conversation he don't mind listening but all he really wants a a little bit of milk in his dish.

I also tell my wife what the dog says and she says "oh he's talking now?" and I reply "only to me"
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#24
Absolultely! I also carry on converations with him as if he totally comprehends everything I am saying, he listens patiently but he really just wants a bit of milke in his dish.

I also tell my wife what the dog says to me and she say's "oh he's talking now?" to which I reply "only to me"
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#25
Absolutely, I have a Beagle and I also speak with him as if he completely understands the conversation he don't mind listening but all he really wants a a little bit of milk in his dish.

I also tell my wife what the dog says and she says "oh he's talking now?" and I reply "only to me"
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#26
Absolultely! I also carry on converations with him as if he totally comprehends everything I am saying, he listens patiently but he really just wants a bit of milke in his dish.

I also tell my wife what the dog says to me and she say's "oh he's talking now?" to which I reply "only to me"
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Absolultely! I also carry on converations with him as if he totally comprehends everything I am saying, he listens patiently but he really just wants a bit of milke in his dish.

I also tell my wife what the dog says to me and she say's "oh he's talking now?" to which I reply "only to me"


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Sometimes I talk to my grandkids like they are pets, I tell them to sit, stay, roll over etc. the 9 month old just laughs the 4, 8, and 9 year olds usually begin acting like dogs the 4 year old will even hike his leg like he is peeing on your leg
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#31
All the time. Not to mention several variations of his name, in addition to several variations of different songs with his name or "puppy" inserted into the lyrics. I feel no shame.
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