#1
I'm doing a YouTube video on how to keep your potato chips crunchy. All I can come up with his stale or soggy.
I want to talk like an East European and say. Ohkee toddee I weel show how to keep your cheeps frashe ,.. Because who likes steel potato cheeps, eh, nobody!. So here's how yoo do eat .

Any advice on doing a East European accent would be appreciated also.
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#4
I wouldn't say stale is the opposite of crunchy, but I think it's the best word to use.
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Gooey.

Covers more varieties of food.
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#12
in the context of potato chips, i think 'crisp' is probably a better word for fresh chips, and then stale works as a better antonym
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in the context of potato chips, i think 'crisp' is probably a better word for fresh chips, and then stale works as a better antonym

Creesp works better for an East European accent too.
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i was gonna go with mushy but this is the best possible answer tbh


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
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Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo