Have You Ever Considered How Dirty Your Mobile Cellular Touchscreen Must Be

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#2
Absolutely everything is filthy.

I prefer not to think about it.
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#4
Quote by RAB11
Absolutely everything is filthy.

I prefer not to think about it.


makes you think


...
HNNNG!!!@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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#6
Quote by Banjocal
yeah it probably is

but hey so are our bodies, and we like to pretend those can be clean

Tastes fine to me
#7
I do consider. That's why I usually wipe it clean after disinfecting my hands after work (I am a janitor, after all even though I've never cleaned a bathroom before in my life).
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Jun 9, 2016,
#10
I lick mine from time to time. The snozberries taste like snozberries.
Last edited by Rebel Scum at Jun 9, 2016,
#13
Quote by RAB11
Absolutely everything is filthy.

I prefer not to think about it.

ya
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#14
Quote by Random3 at #34001472
This is why I wash it with bleach every afternoon.

but bleach only kills 99.9 percent of bacteria
#15
Quote by RAB11 at #34001434
Absolutely everything is filthy.

yeah like op's mom


olololololololol
#18
Quote by Random3 at #34001491
That is why I only use my phone while sh*tting 99.9% of the time.

well i can't argue with that logic
#19
Quote by kalypto
well i can't argue with that logic

Must be hard getting anything done in the 1 minute and 26 seconds he's not shitting on a given day.
Last edited by ultimate-slash at Jun 9, 2016,
#21
Quote by mobidguitar
is there anybody over 12 years old here?

im 12 and a half
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#23
Quote by ultimate-slash
It tastes fine to me


Quote by Skibolky
No one can really fuck with the power of empathy.
#25
Everybody is over 12 years old here because you have to be over 13 to register

or a dog I asked it once
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#26
Quote by ultimate-slash
Tastes fine to me
You mind tasting mine? I took a shower but I'm a little self-conscious.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#27
Meh I clean mine often enough.
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#29
Im only 6 years old but Ive created my own calender.
I don't go by that stupid gregorian crap
#32
the absolute worst are people and their phone screens after they eat like gross greasy food and touch all over their phone screen. there is a thick layer of grime on the screen, gross man wipe that jank off and wash your hands after you eat food.
#33
Quote by Will Lane
the absolute worst are people and their phone screens after they eat like gross greasy food and touch all over their phone screen. there is a thick layer of grime on the screen, gross man wipe that jank off and wash your hands after you eat food.


yup


they're called proximal interphalangeal joints people, ever heard of them
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#34
I don't really care, its good for my immune system. It is aesthetically unappealing when my makeup gets on my phone's screen after talking on the phone but I just wipe it off with my finger so whatever
cat
#35
I set my phone to vibrate and then stick it in my pants. My phone's a whole other level of dirty by now.
If there is a God, it's me.
#36
Tempted to make a mirror thread:
"Have You Ever Considered How Dirty Your Mother Must Be"

mad respeck for your foruming skills, Fat Lard
Quote by Skibolky
No one can really fuck with the power of empathy.
#37
Quote by Aeolian Harmony
Tempted to make a mirror thread:
"Have You Ever Considered How Dirty Your Mother Must Be"

mad respeck for your foruming skills, Fat Lard

My first response:
Yours tastes fine to me
#38
I don't really care. I'll wipe it with the antibacterial wipes at work if it looks a bit too grimy.
Quote by Renka
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#39
Quote by ultimate-slash
My first response:
Yours tastes fine to me


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Quote by Skibolky
No one can really fuck with the power of empathy.
#40
I've thought about it. But that usually ends in a "meh" and continuing on with my life.
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