Poll: how do you feel about ridiculous white names?
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meh
8 31%
bleh
18 69%
Voters: 26.
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#1
post the best (worst) white people names you've encountered


Claireannette

Sarakrystin

Purplestar Rainbowfrog

Free Thrower


these are all 100% legit


Purplestar Rainbowfrog tho
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#2
Metallica


Best name for a girl ever.
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#3
The dumbest white name I ever came across is something I can't remember. It was Tal-something. It sounded like some black ghetto name but doesn't really top anything listed in the TS.

Oh I also met someone with the middle name "Beowulf"
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#4
Chad
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#8
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Adam Baum



ugh, people that do that kind of shit are awful


I remember seeing the name Patrick Kilpatrick in the credits of a tv show once
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#10
Quote by StewieSwan
ugh, people that do that kind of shit are awful


I remember seeing the name Patrick Kilpatrick in the credits of a tv show once


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#14
I don't even see what's wrong with some of these.


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#15
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I legit know a David Davidson



you know the guitarist of Revocation?
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#16
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you know the guitarist of Revocation?


I was gonna say.

Also, it's not on the same level as Neville Neville or Edward Woodward.
o()o

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#17
Quote by Joshua Garcia
I don't even see what's wrong with some of these.


.....



Ok "Joshua"
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#19
Quote by genghisgandhi
does he have a second job as a gym teacher in central new jersey? if so, maybe




?
o()o

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#20
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does he have a second job as a gym teacher in central new jersey? if so, maybe



does he have lots of tats and (sic) shredz?
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#22
How about a girl named Anita Cockaday
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#23
Quote by genghisgandhi
yeah that's him. small world


Srsly? Damn dude.
o()o

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#24
Stuart, lol
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#25
my dad works with a dick sweat

also: http://nameberry.com/blog/mormon-baby-names-traditions-and-trends
Even among Utah baby names, though, there are trends. Boys’ names lean heavily towards two syllable names ending with –er, –en and –ton. While mainstream names like Jayden remain popular, it’s really better to pick something a little more unusual. Truxton perhaps? Decken, Nyler, Kyson, Teyton, Zyker, and Trusen have all been chosen for babies recently.

Girls’ names almost always have a letter y in them somewhere. Mormons love the letter y. Which explains the popularity of names that end with –ley (or more commonly –lee or –leigh), and names that end with –lyn: Kyzlee, Oaklyn, Tynslee, McCartlyn, Avonlie, Chandley, Skylynne. and Chasidee. Let’s not forget other girls’ names like Drakelle, Ezrie, Aubrielle, Swayzee, Taizel, Cambria, and Alivian.

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it's all coming back

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#26
I once worked with a lady named Daiquiri - this is the south after all
If you saw the news the lady in GA is named Titi Pierce
#28
Dan Smith smh
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#29
zowie
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#31
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Stuart, lol



yeh that's a pretty w name
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#32
Tyler

sorry, best friend.

Scott
Kevin
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#33
I know a Robert Roberts.
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#35
Quote by Baby Joel



I never thought about this but it's true. I've met many people in utah with some of those names but none outside of the state, and the few mormons outside of the state have y in their name with two exceptions (one isnt white)

I used to be friends with a not white mormon girl named jaiden. so a popular name but no y
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#36
Quote by ehbacon
Robert


Fuck off ^


You never see any babies named Robert anymore.

I know loads of people around my age with names like Robert, Ian, Neil, Paul but they seem to have fallen out of favour now. Little boys get given names like Tyler, Jordan or Ethan.
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#38
I saw a mugshot of a guy in the newspaper a while back with the last name "Lovdick". I got a good laugh out of it.
#39
I went to school with a guy named Grant. One of the dorkiest motherfuckers I've ever met
#40
Quote by Fat Lard
I went to school with a guy named Grant. One of the dorkiest motherfuckers I've ever met


Was it pronounced 'GrAnt' or 'Grarnt'?
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