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#1
Today I realized that I lost an item at some point between now and the last few weeks. I won't tell you what it is or why it was so bad, but I will tell you that if somebody I knew found it, it would potentially be awful. I'm not really worried though. There are two main places where I could have lost it. It's either in the office in which case either I'll probably find it or else it's in a big field and nobody will find it.

That's not to say it's definitely in either of those places though. The item is not of high value to me so given the choice, I would rather have it gone where nobody can find it than in a place where I could potentially find it but there is a high chance someone else could find it.

What's the worst item that you have ever lost? Keys? Wallet? Name tag? Identity?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#3
My V card.


For real though - Had my identity stolen 2x, and my credit card number stolen 3-4x. Those were all horrifically painful ventures the first time. After the first, it just became a routine process and I fear - a more common part of our lives moving forward.
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance - Confucius
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#5
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I misplaced my butt plug, and I have this gut feeling it's somewhere it shouldn't be...


In someone else's butt?
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#9
I managed to lose a phone in a train station. I went to put it in my pocket but it apparently missed. I got it back about a week later because someone handed it in but I'd already bought a new phone by then so that was money wasted. To this day I have no idea how I managed to lose it because I'm normally careful as fuck.
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#10
My belt after a party
It was a nice belt
A poem.
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#11
stood up and left the movie theater with friends once a few years ago
wallet slipped out of my pocket and fell into the crack between the seat and the back rest

i walked out of the theater and was about to get into my friends car but something didn't feel right. I ran the fuck back in and explained the situation to the guard and manager, and they let me in the theater and luckily it was still there. I was so fucking glad i remembered where i was sitting in that dark ass theater lol.

i had like 50 bucks cash, credit card, ID... now i never leave the theater without patting myself down, same thing with concerts, amusement parks, etc .

besides that, the only things i seem to lose permanently are guitar picks
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#12
only thing i ever lost that still bothers me to this day is a beanie that had a joint tucked inside it.

i was out drinking, got shitfaced, and when i got back to my dorm it was just gone and i have no idea what happened to it.

all i know is i was wearing it and then i wasnt.
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#14
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my erection at a most unfortunate time

oh yeah. this too.

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#15
I lost a leather jacket once in the catacombs of Crown Casino's cloakroom and lost property system
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#19
my sense of purpose
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Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#24
I los he abili y o speak or ype he le er hat comes be ween "S" and "U".
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#25
I wouldn't say 'losing' but I once went to take 100 quid out of a cash machine and somehow ended up leaving about 80 of it in the little opening. Got to the shop to pay for something, realised my mistake, ran back to the cash machine and some lucky bastard had already seen it. Oh well, the thing I was paying for wasn't important.

I also nearly lost a shirt at a festival because I'd bought one at the merch stand, changed it for the one I was already wearing, asked a random to hold it while I went to the toilet and when I got back the band was playing and I couldn't get back to my spot. Spent half the set looking for this random, somehow eventually found her and then ended up making out
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#26
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I also nearly lost a shirt at a festival because I'd bought one at the merch stand, changed it for the one I was already wearing, asked a random to hold it while I went to the toilet and when I got back the band was playing and I couldn't get back to my spot. Spent half the set looking for this random, somehow eventually found her and then ended up making out

Nice

I'm imagining angelic choirs in the background, and the crowds splitting to create a path for you as her eyes meet yours. Am I getting the right idea here?
#27
No. I was very drunk because this girl had spent the entire afternoon buying me cider, stumbling around a crowd for a while asking 'has anyone seen my shirt', missing half the songs, somehow getting convinced to have my first smoke and having a coughing fit as a result before somehow bumping into her. I got my shirt back and we ended up making out.

And then a while later some other girl asked if I had a smoke, I said I don't smoke, she then found one so I asked if I could have a drag, she said 'I thought you didn't smoke' I shrugged, so she handed it to me and because I was drunk and it was raining it snapped in two and I ended up just inhaling tabacco. And then we made out.

And then I went back to my hotel alone because I was a bottle job back then and my hotel was awful.
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#29
No, I was just on particularly good form that day.
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#30
I just found something I lost a year ago. Which would be happy except 3 days ago I replaced it. So now I have 2. Karma.
#31
Keys are probably the worse thing I have lost. I lost a couple sets of them throught the years and that sucks because its access to everything and when you have a lot of keys some oe which are not used often it can be difficult to remember all of them that need to be replaced.
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#32
oh yeah, i actually lost my house keys for about 5 years once.

fell into the depths of the couch when i was in high school and didn't find them until my dad and i went spelunking into the couch when we moved.
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#36
losing you was like

cutting my fingers off

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#37
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#38
I lost my DS when I was a kid.


That was devastating
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#40
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i never had a DS but i lost my siblings' ones a couple of times


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“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
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