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#1
This is a very macho question. I gave my girl flowers for the first time. I was reluctant to give her any presents because she is quite spoiled and unappreciative and im trying to get her to be more thoughtful.

So I gave her flowers, she didn't even put them in water left them overnight for her mum to strip cut and arrange. So anyway my friends were like dude seriously. I never thought about it but do you think this was an unthoughtdul act. I don't care about the flowers they were like 2 quid but in general she's very immature. She also just told me she loved me but I don't feel that way yet.
Last edited by AndersM1 at Jun 13, 2016,
#3
even if you put flowers in water, they still die after a day or 2
i don't think it's a big deal
did she hug you or kiss you or even say "thank you" when you gave her the flowers?
if not, then she's definitely spoiled and ungrateful

i don't buy physical presents for chicks on their birthdays, usually just gift cards to a store i know they like or to good sit-down restaurant they visit regular, because girls have very specific tastes, and no point in buying them something they'll never use, like clothing or jewelry.
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#5
Quote by chrismendiola at #34006730
Why do women like flowers? Someone plz respond.
I've had this conversation with girl friends and girlfriends and the conclusions were:

1) Some genuinely like flowers

2) Even those who don't like flowers usually appreciate the effort because they're aware it's generally embarassing for a man to walk around with flowers on his hand, and the intention is almost always romantic and positive

3) Some genuinely don't care
#6
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Why do women like flowers? Someone plz respond.


it reminds them that everything beautiful will wither and die and they revel in that knowledge
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#7
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Why do women like flowers? Someone plz respond.

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its weird but i dont think ive ever really been with or met a girl that was really into flowers.

i also have never really been in a long term relationship, so theres that.
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#8
just dumping them on the counter was pretty thoughtless and showed she really didn't care. if you put them in water they will last a few days not just 1 or 2. so no appreciation shown

girls like flowers because they are pretty. c'mon dude really? you couldn't figure that out.

don't expect any change she sounds like a spoiled brat and won't change any time soon. proceed at your own risk
#9
some people aren't invested in flowers
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#10
Quote by AndersM1
This is a very macho question. I gave my girl flowers for the first time. I was reluctant to give her any presents because she is quite spoiled and unappreciative and im trying to get her to be more thoughtful.

So I gave her flowers, she didn't even put them in water left them overnight for her mum to strip cut and arrange. So anyway my friends were like dude seriously. I never thought about it but do you think this was an unthoughtdul act. I don't care about the flowers they were like 2 quid but in general she's very immature. She also just told me she loved me but I don't feel that way yet.



those flowers got what they deserved
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#11
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Why do women like flowers? Someone plz respond.


They're colourful and smell nice. Flowers are pretty great tbh
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#12
What did you say then when she said she loved you

"ok"?
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#13
Should've just drove into a lake with her.
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Quote by chrismendiola at #34006730
Why do women like flowers? Someone plz respond.

Cuz women are flowers. Too bad every rose has its thorn ;|
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Why do women like flowers? Someone plz respond.



my dad got a huge expensive bouquet (was like a £400 when we looked it up out of curiosity) for his 60th birthday from his sister and nothing else, he was pretty stoked about it.

they were really nice flowers tbf.
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#17
Quote by bradulator at #34006885
Should've just drove into a lake with her.

Call her fat too for good measure.
#18
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They're colourful and smell nice. Flowers are pretty great tbh

yeah also women are bees
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ha ha yeah dumb broad u r right
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#23
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Should've just drove into a lake with her.


Thanks for this, it really brightened my morning (and almost made me spit out my breakfast).
#24
Arranging flowers is quite the skill which can be off putting to some people trying it. but it doesn't take 2 minutes to put them in water as they are if she already owned a vase.
#25
Is this the one that you came on here a few months ago moaning that she wasn't attractive enough for you?

Also my wife's a qualified florist. Buying flowers carries a lot of pressure for me but she's always appreciative and I have to be honest I like it when we've got some in the house.
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#26
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Is this the one that you came on here a few months ago moaning that she wasn't attractive enough for you?

Also my wife's a qualified florist. Buying flowers carries a lot of pressure for me but she's always appreciative and I have to be honest I like it when we've got some in the house.

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#27
Quote by AndersM1
This is a very macho question. I gave my girl flowers for the first time. I was reluctant to give her any presents because she is quite spoiled and unappreciative and im trying to get her to be more thoughtful.

So I gave her flowers, she didn't even put them in water left them overnight for her mum to strip cut and arrange. So anyway my friends were like dude seriously. I never thought about it but do you think this was an unthoughtdul act. I don't care about the flowers they were like 2 quid but in general she's very immature. She also just told me she loved me but I don't feel that way yet.

Is that how much it cost you to get the bus out to the accident blackspot and nick them?

Seriously, you might as well have given her a dandelion.
#28
it's the thought that counts and if the dumb bitch can't appreciate that she needs to be curb stomped and then thrown in a wood chipper
#30
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Is that how much it cost you to get the bus out to the accident blackspot and nick them?

Seriously, you might as well have given her a dandelion.


#31
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Should've just drove into a lake with her.

Haha tell her she maybe needs to hit the gym more often.
#33
Am I the only 1 concered about the costs of these flowers. A good looking bouquet of flowers is like€15 - €20 here...
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#34
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Am I the only 1 concered about the costs of these flowers. A good looking bouquet of flowers is like€15 - €20 here...

Yeah. Girls dont entirely dig expensive flowers though. I get plastic flowers out of the dust bin at a place i work and dust them off and give them to girls then they make out with me. Is that what happened when you gave her the flowers? So what if she didnt arrange them.
#35
Maybe not buy them anything.

I usually regift things to girls, shit that doesn't fit me, shit I didn't want, whatever. I rarely go out shopping with a fling in mind. I have to go out with a girl usually for at least 3 months of near everyday contact before I'll buy them more than a meal or liquor.
#36
Quote by chrismendiola
Do lesbians get each other flowers on their anniversaries?

makes u think


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#38
Quote by stratkat
Maybe not buy them anything.

I usually regift things to girls, shit that doesn't fit me, shit I didn't want, whatever. I rarely go out shopping with a fling in mind. I have to go out with a girl usually for at least 3 months of near everyday contact before I'll buy them more than a meal or liquor.



But liquor is a great gift.
#39
Quote by stratkat
Maybe not buy them anything.

I usually regift things to girls, shit that doesn't fit me, shit I didn't want, whatever. I rarely go out shopping with a fling in mind. I have to go out with a girl usually for at least 3 months of near everyday contact before I'll buy them more than a meal or liquor.

Most girls like it when you liquor all night long.

OK, not literally, that's just weird.
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