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3 11%
2
1 4%
3
3 11%
4
2 7%
5
1 4%
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0 0%
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3 11%
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2 7%
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3 11%
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10 36%
Voters: 28.
#1
As some of you may know, I love eating ass.
Single life had me being as horny Damn spider monkey. While being in a relationship has decreased my appetite for the flesh, it's def been the best thing for me.

So, share your own sick twisted ideas of sexuality. No one shall be judged, for we might learn a thing or two from your tales
#2
Everyone already knows.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#3
theogonia777 When I squint, it looks like there's an erect nipple on your (?) knee in your avatar.
Quote by JustRooster
That's a shamanic incantation of truth if I ever heard one.
#4
i'm a smexy beast op

your scale sucks im over 9000
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#6
Aeolian Harmony It's something on the floor.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#7
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Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Youre officially uber shit now.

Quote by StewieSwan
3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

Quote by Bladez22
I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#8
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Well TS, after your mom woke from the month long sex coma I put her in, she said about 5.


you know that reminds me

... tell your mom i left a fiver in the mattress last night
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#10
why has the pit been taken over by rectal lickers

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#11
theogonia777 Kind of disappointing.


on the floor teehee
Quote by JustRooster
That's a shamanic incantation of truth if I ever heard one.
#12
Publicly about a 3

Privately I have been described as exceptionally horny and noticeably perverted
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#13
Quote by Pastafarian96
Publicly about a 3

Privately I have been described as exceptionally horny and noticeably perverted


Yeah, this is kind of a good description of me as well. With one long-term partner, so I think there's a public reputation of being boring. I don't mind at all lol
Quote by JustRooster
That's a shamanic incantation of truth if I ever heard one.
#14
I have no idea how to quantify sexuality but I'm not that sexual really.

I like getting off ofc but I seek it much less than most people I know.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#17
I probably have some issues
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#18
Quote by korinaflyingv
I'm a very sexual person but not usually with other people.
Originally posted by Joshua Garcia
I just come here to dick around.
And maybe occasionally wave my dick around.


My D is major
#19
I like some questionable things

however only really if I'm in a relationship. When I'm single I'm not too bothered w people
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#20
Quote by k.lainad
you know that reminds me

... tell your mom i left a fiver in the mattress last night
Just take the ten I left up your mom's ass.
#21
I acquire many women from the street, bind them in abstract devices then make them listen to my music playlist at very loud volumes.
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#22
EpiExplorer
/mu/
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#23
I don't go to 4chan but I can't really argue against that statement either.
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#24
Quote by korinaflyingv
I'm a very sexual person but not usually with other people.


Quote by JustRooster
That's a shamanic incantation of truth if I ever heard one.
#28
Yeah, I'm okay with throwing a little moneys your way


songs about wanking
Quote by JustRooster
That's a shamanic incantation of truth if I ever heard one.