#2
For reals

baby joel saving the pit from being ejected from the vehicle
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#4
What are you, the buzzer in my car that stays on until the seatbelt clicks?
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#5
Also yeah

Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#8
Seatbelts always rest under and accentuate my boobage

a price worth paying for safety
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#9
Can confirm that seatbelts save lives

Like mine
A poem.
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I can out-bore you any day
#10
I don't wear them. Yet again I text, smoke, drink all at the same time while driving.
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#11
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I don't wear them. Yet again I text, smoke, drink all at the same time while driving.
Just imagine how cool he thinks this sounds in his head.

Tbf you'll probably lose it one day. I just hope it doesn't come at the expense of another. You should stop (or stop trolling).
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#13
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Just imagine how cool he thinks this sounds in his head.

Tbf you'll probably lose it one day. I just hope it doesn't come at the expense of another. You should stop (or stop trolling).


trolling??? hmmm.
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alright "king of the guitar forum"


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youre just being a jerk man.



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#15
you're doing mod's work
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#16
Not wearing your seatbelt is about as useful and weirdly stupid as jumping out of a plane and thinking "no, I'll just leave the parachute in the plane for now, don't feel like putting it on properly right away."
#18



bonus... 2 days before above


...modes and scales are still useless.


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#19
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bonus... 2 days before above



i don't get why you wouldn't wear one

is there what's the harm in spending 2 seconds putting it on
#20
I was half a mile from my house. And in the miata the seatbelt gets caught in the loop. Such a hassle.

Also if I fuck up so bad that it would require the restraint of my seat belts, then I deserve what's comin.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#22
lol I was going high 80s (it's a really fun series of curves/banks, no traffic, can't help myself) but he was feeling generous and brought it down to 70...after I passed the sobriety tests.

...I was wearing my seatbelt.

I requested a trial for that offense and hope the officer doesn't show up. And if he does, plead guilty and ask for reduction of punishment.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#23
damn good luck. I'm sure the officer won't show up.

I gotta do a 7 hr drive to nor cal tomorrow so I will definitely wear a seat belt thank you baby joel

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#25
I don't understand why anyone wouldn't wear a seatbelt in a car. I feel cagey about not wearing mine when im just moving my car to a different spot on the drive and I don't even go onto to the road then. Same for using my phone whilst driving...
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#26
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I don't wear them. Yet again I text, smoke, drink diet coke all at the same time while driving.



ftfy, whoooaaa, ease up on the hard stuff mate
#27
Why were there 16 people in one van?
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#28
i dont even care about safety, i just dont want to hear the obnoxious dinging and i also dont want to get pulled over.
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#29
I always wear the seatbelt have since 87
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
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