You are now in a situation where you must work with the UGer above you in order to survive

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#1
On a scale of 1-10, how porked are you? Assuming you don't kill each other/yourself first.

v Well I'm big enough to be a meat shield and my legs are strong enough that if I kicked you, you would fall down.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#2
I don't know about your skills so I think we'd have to start with a thought shower to see what we could do

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#3
ETR is a good fellow and I think we could develop a symbiotic working relationship in short order
#5
I'm sure you'll be ok

are you a top or a bottom
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#6
I'd listen to you play music and as I'm lulled into a false sense of security you'd murder me and eat me for food.

^ that was meant for wwf but if its banjo I'd just play with his kitty

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I an evety characyer in this story
#7
First of all we should of course sing a jolly good song to lift the spirits

Then I'm counting on a miracle
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#8
well I am definitely not commenting as the person above me wants to sing to survive
ok I just did it
Quote by James Hetfield
Justice is lost, Justice is raped, Justice is GONE.

http://www.youtube.com/intwernet
Guitar and acoustic bass covers with creative editing
#11
I barely know anything about Spinnerweb.
We might go well?
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#14
Is bear.

Will probably just eat me.
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#15
I will probably just eat you
EDIT: Next poster, please use RAB^ for your survival hypotheticals, I already had a go
#16
@ RAB Would craft a ukulele out of something together in our spare time
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#17
Quote by ultimate-slash
It seems like I hit survival jackpot tho.
I wonder how BFF feels about this statement.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#19
I would probably say something that makes me a sexist/racist/homophobe and we'd just bicker the whole time.
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#20
Quote by Joshua Garcia
I wonder how BFF feels about this statement.
When I'm with my bestie, fun comes first and survival comes second
#21
I would kill him. I'd harvest the meat and innards for food. I'd skin him and use his fur to make a jacket.

Unless he earned his way by showing me where he keeps his honey.
#22
^ He's older or around my age, has military skills, but I'd still be boss (in my mind)
#23
^ I'd'a killed 'im as soon as looked at um I tells ya.
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#25
We get stoned and contemplate many things
Like how to cure the munchies on a desert island
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#26
We could probably combine our hair and make a raft or something
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I would kill him. I'd harvest the meat and innards for food. I'd skin him and use his fur to make a jacket.

Unless he earned his way by showing me where he keeps his honey.

I'll have you know that I was a boy scout once, and I know at least one different types of knots. I'm built for survival!
#27
^ I'd befriend friend-bear and we shall rule wasteland of forest and suburban housing.
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#28
Well he's an explorer so i think he'd be useful. He might even make it fun
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#31
could go either way tbh

if things go badly at least we still have the shotgun
#32
We have trust issues

He's definitely something
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#33
He'll make a fine island-wife.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#34
I don't need him to survive, but it would be fun to watch his liberal fantasies fall away as he slowly starved to death...
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#36
Quote by ultimate-slash
Is the survival situation taking a shower without a chair? Because I think I can manage that.



Gee, an old age joke, how original.

On the island, we'd kill you first...


“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#37
Quote by Arby911
Gee, an old age joke, how original.

On the island, we'd kill you first...



I admit to being very unoriginal, but you underestimate my ability to walk away slighty faster than normal
#38
I'm someone who has to know how to do everything as to not be dependent on others.


Slash... how's your physique in a french maid outfit?
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance - Confucius
#39
Okay, I'm volunteering for that one.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#40
I really only have a little, red latex dress to go by*, but I'd imagine I can pull off a French maid as well.

*I was trying to pull of the "sexy {blank}" costume thing girls tend to do, and in my case it was a fireman...
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