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#1
I just learned a terrible lesson.

NEVER EVER accept a blowjob while you are driving.
Don't do it!

We really need to get over being weirded out about sex because this is a serious danger that all men need to be aware of.
Last edited by EyeNon15 at Jun 20, 2016,
#6
Quote by Weaponized
Did u run over a gypsy


Great reference!!
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#8
Getting a blowjob while behind the steering wheel of your car can be an awesome experience.
Of course, if you are getting (or giving, hey I'm not judging here) a blowjob while in that position, its better if you are at one of the now defunct drive-in movie theaters. Its a wonderful experience.

Hey Arby or Weaponized, whats the gypsy reference?
Last edited by CodeMonk at Jun 21, 2016,
#9
I wish drive-ins were still a thing tbh
A poem.
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#10
Pastafarian96
Modern technology takin away our nostalgia innir
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#11
Quote by EyeNon15
I just learned a terrible lesson.

NEVER EVER accept a blowjob while you are driving.
Don't do it!

We really need to get over being weirded out about sex because this is a serious danger that all men need to be aware of.
Or maybe your driving just sucks enough for the both of you.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Jun 21, 2016,
#12
I don't understand where EyeNon's bf's head would go though. Surely there's a big steering wheel in the way?
#14
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
I don't understand where EyeNon's bf's head would go though. Surely there's a big steering wheel in the way?
He probably gave up and settled on a circle jerk.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#15
Quote by CodeMonk


Hey Arby or Weaponized, whats the gypsy reference?


From a book by Stephen King (writing as Richard Bachman) called "Thinner".
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#18
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Or maybe your driving just sucks enough for the both of you.



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#19
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
I don't understand where EyeNon's bf's head would go though. Surely there's a big steering wheel in the way?


See this is the problem with accepting gayness in society.
It takes all the sting out of you mocking such a stud like me.
10 years ago this would have been hilarious, now it just looks like you are an autistic person making a weird steering wheel comment
Last edited by EyeNon15 at Jun 21, 2016,
#21
Quote by chrismendiola
The problem with tolerance for homosexuality is that it makes you look autistic.


No, it makes homophobes look autistic. Everyone else just looks regular.

I'm tolerant so ya know, there would be no humor or shame in me getting blown by another dude.
Last edited by EyeNon15 at Jun 21, 2016,
#22
Can't be as bad as what happened to that guy on Garp.
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

#23
Quote by Weaponized
Did u run over a gypsy


the one place you really don't want thinner to happen.
#24
Quote by Evilnine
Can't be as bad as what happened to that guy on Garp.


Yeah, you would think a parked car would be safer!!
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#25
Quote by Arby911
Yeah, you would think a parked car would be safer!!


IKR that makes me cringe just thinking about it.
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

#26
Quote by EyeNon15
No, it makes homophobes look autistic. Everyone else just looks regular.

Let me clarify.
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The problem with tolerance for homosexuality is that it makes you look autistic [if you make gay jokes].
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#27
Quote by chrismendiola
Let me clarify.

Yes, exactly.

Also it renders clever putdowns aimed at degrading men useless.
#28
Only downside to manual hmd


...modes and scales are still useless.


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#29
yeah but you can use the bigger gearsticks they usually have as a dildo
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#30
You should be more careful EyeNon15. Who knows? You could of gotten into a much terrible accident. Even worse, That guy could of ripped you off.
-BUBBA-
#31
Quote by bubba
You should be more careful EyeNon15. Who knows? You could of gotten into a much terrible accident. Even worse, That guy could of ripped you off.


Yes, I will be more careful in the future.
I'm even spreading my new message of safety, hence this thread.
But that gypsy guy I ran could never have ripped me off. I smashed him up pretty good.
No pun intended.....or is it?
Last edited by EyeNon15 at Jun 21, 2016,
#32
Quote by EyeNon15
Yes, I will be more careful in the future.
I'm even spreading my new message of safety, hence this thread.
But that gypsy guy I ran could never have ripped me off. I smashed him up pretty good.
No pun intended.....or is it?


Totally not.
-BUBBA-
#33
Actually I never asked about the gender of the person who put their mouth on my wang. So shame on all you cisprivileged scum.
#34
?? road head is cool and all but it helps if you find someone who can actually give head first

then it usually works
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#35
Quote by vintage x metal
?? road head is cool and all but it helps if you find someone who can actually give head first

then it usually works


Dont listen to this person people, the danger is REAL.
I got away with getting road head for years until yesterday I learned how dangerous it really is.

Just because you drove drunk a few times and didn't die doesn't make it a safe thing to do.
Last edited by EyeNon15 at Jun 21, 2016,
#36
front bench seats
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#37
Quote by Aeolian Harmony
park bench seats
I agree.
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#38
how do u get a park bench seat in ur automobile
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That's a shamanic incantation of truth if I ever heard one.
#39
you crash your car in a spectacular fashion
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