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Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "Which box for out?" A cheer went up from waiting voters


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Just took 93 yr old Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "Fuck the King" A cheer went up from waiting voters

Took 93 yr blind mum to vote. Loudly she said "This the box for full communism?" A cheer went up from waiting voters
#2
Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "Which box for out?" and that day I knew I was adopted
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#4
Just took 93 yr old Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "What are we doing here? We're Americans." A cheer went up from waiting voters as we left to return to the colonies.
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#5
Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "Which box for a BBC anal threesome?" A cheer went up from waiting voters
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#6
Just took 93yr Mum to boat, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "Where the fuck are we?" We are now lost at sea.
Praise the Z-Dog, my DADDY
Last edited by Banjocal at Jun 23, 2016,
#7
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "Which box for a BBC anal threesome?" A cheer went up from waiting voters


How about a former BBC threesome?

Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#8
Just took 93 yr old Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "........". She was dead and I was arrested for carrying a corpse. A cheer went up from waiting voters
#9
Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a loud voice she said, "jet fuel cant melt steel beams." A cheer went up from voters.
#10
The BBC sure make a lot of porn
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this is your brain on RT

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Given that you reside in the shade of the natural light of reason, I will defer doing your homework to you.
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Just took 93 yr old Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "Seize the means of production and exchange to end exploitation of the working class. We shall eat the children of the bourgeoisie." A cheer went up from waiting voters.
#12
Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "Which box for out?" I took her stick and dog away. A cheer went up from waiting voters
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I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#13
Just took 93 yr old Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "Just took 93 yr old Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, 'A cheer went up from waiting voters'." A cheer went up from waiting voters.
#14
Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "which box to let us call niggers niggers again?" A cheer went up from waiting voters
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
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#15
Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "I never saw this referendum coming" A cheer went up from waiting voters
Last edited by sam b at Jun 23, 2016,
#16
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Praise the Z-Dog, my DADDY
Last edited by Banjocal at Jun 23, 2016,
#17
Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a dark brown voice she said, "Lola", "El-oh-el-aye Lola, la-la-la-la Lola?" A cheer went up from waiting voters
Quote by Mr E Meat
this is your brain

this is your brain on RT

Quote by Standard_A440
Given that you reside in the shade of the natural light of reason, I will defer doing your homework to you.
#18
Quote by Banjocal
voice took went up blind, loud she's cheer. registered In very Just she Mum box vote for out?" A 93yr "Which from said, voters to waiting a


- J. Joyce, 2016
#19
Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible." A cheer went up from waiting voters
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
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Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "
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A cheer went up from waiting voters
#21
Just took 93 yr old Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "how can mirrors be real if my eyes aren't real" A cheer went up from waiting voters
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#22
Just took 93 yr old Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter" A cheer went up from waiting voters
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#23
Just took 93 yr old Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said,

"Dies irae, dies illa
Solvet Saeclum in favilla
Teste Satan cum sibylla.
Quantos tremor est futurus
Quando Vindex est venturus
Cuncta stricte discussurus.
Dies irae, dies illa!

Sanctus Satanas, Sanctus
Dominus Diabolus Sabaoth.
Satanas – venire!
Satanas – venire!
Ave, Satanas, ave Satanas.
Tui sunt caeli,
Tua est terra,
Ave Satanas!"

A cheer went up from waiting voters.
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Just took 93 yr old Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter" A cheer went up from waiting voters


best post
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Just took 93 yr old Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "Jet fuel cant melt dank memes" A cheer went up from waiting voters
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#26
Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "And that goes for all you punks in the press
That want to start shit by printin' lies instead of the things we said
That means you
Andy Secher at Hit Parader
Circus Magazine
Mick Wall at Kerrang
Bob Guccione Jr. at Spin,
What you pissed off cuz your dad gets more pussy than you?
Fuck you
Suck my fuckin' dick

You be rippin' off the fuckin' kids
While they be payin' their hard earned money to read about the bands
They want to know about
Printin' lies startin' controversy
You wanta antagonize me
Antagonize me motherfucker
Get in the ring motherfucker
And I'll kick your bitchy little ass
PUNK"

A cheer went up from waiting voters
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#27
Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she's registered blind. Just before she reached the boxes, she picked up a book and began to read. In a very loud voice she said,

"Several days later Murray asked me about a tourist attraction known as the most photographed barn in America. We drove twenty-two miles into the country around Farmington. There were meadows and apple orchards. White fences trailed through the rolling fields. Soon the signs started appearing. THE MOST PHOTOGRAPHED BARN IN AMERICA. We counted five signs before we reached the site. There were forty cars and a tour bus in the makeshift lot. We walked along a cowpath to the slightly elevated spot set aside for viewing and photographing. All the people had cameras; some had tripods, telephoto lenses, filter kits. A man in a booth sold postcards and slides--pictures of the barn taken from the elevated spot. We stood near a grove of trees and watched the photographers. Murray maintained a prolonged silence, occasionally scrawling some notes in a little book." She closed the book. There was a tense silence among voters. They were unsure of Murray's intentions, and whether he would vote to remain or leave. Was he a charismatic politician? Was he a footballer? They needed to know.

"No one sees the barn," she said finally.

A cheer went up from waiting voters. But it was too deep for all of them.
Praise the Z-Dog, my DADDY
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Just took 93yr mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "Nowadays if you say you're english, they'll arrest you and throw you in jail." A cheer went up from waiting voters
#29
Just took 93 yr old Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "Discarnate means "not of the flesh". It's the realm of the spirit, the metaphysical if you will. The theme of this album explores how human emotions relate to the realm of the spirit." A cheer went up from waiting voters
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#30
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Just took 93 yr old Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "Discarnate means "not of the flesh". It's the realm of the spirit, the metaphysical if you will. The theme of this album explores how human emotions relate to the realm of the spirit." A cheer went up from waiting voters who quadrupled in size
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
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Just took 93yr mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "What we must fight for is to safeguard the existence and reproduction of our race and our people, the sustenance of our children and the purity of our blood, the freedom and independence of the fatherland, so that our people may mature for the fulfillment of the mission allotted it by the creator of the universe. Every thought and every idea, every doctrine and all knowledge, must serve this purpose. And everything must be examined from this point of view and used or rejected according to its utility." A cheer went up from waiting voters
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
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Just took 93yr mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "musha ring dumb a do dumb a da" "Whack for my daddy-o" shouted the waiting voters.
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

Last edited by Evilnine at Jun 23, 2016,
#34
Just took 93 yr old Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said:

"A tumbleweed rolls by in the distance.

The searing heat dries the air and cracks the ground. The clear blue of the sky contrasts sharply with the burning yellow glare of the sun. In the distance a cloud can be spotted, and it looks plump and full of rain, which it surely intends to spill anywhere but here.
A lone vulture overhead casts a shadow on the ground, ever so shortly creating a small surface of slight coolness wherever it flies. It cries a single time, as if to say death is an inevitability.

A man stumbles into the dust, sending a cloud into the air that will not move, so still is the wind. He has been lost for days, the vast expanse imprinted onto his memory. He wonders if it is the last thing he will ever see. Hours pass. Finally, he musters the strength to utter one last, futile call for help.

"Hello good people!"

There are none there to answer him.

All he can do now is to be still and hope the pain will go. He stares up at the sky to see the vulture circling overhead. As the winged harbinger of decay slowly descends, the man let's go of any intention to keep his struggle for life going. All that's left is to breathe until he can't.

The hot sand burns his nostrils, but he inhales deeply. He gladly lets the warm air fill his chest, and even the grating pain in his throat becomes just another experience to savour. His fingers dig into the hot sand and he closes his eyes. The heat does not bother him anymore, but covers him like a blanket would a frightened child.
Through his eyelids, he senses the shadow of the vulture coming over him again and again. The shadow lingers increasingly longer and returns faster than before.

All that's left now is to breathe and sleep.
Breathe in. Breathe out. Relax and sleep.

Oh how sweet the air does taste."


A cheer went up from waiting voters as they contemplated death.
#35
Saw someone bringing an elderly woman to vote.

Said nothing.

Left without incident.
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#36
just took my 93 year old mom to vote.

she's dead.

currently awaiting psychiatric evaluation.
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#38
i cant be bothered to read more than thr OP and skim through every 10th word of every other post.
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#39
Quote by jakesmellspoo
i cant be bothered to read more than thr OP and skim through every 10th word of every other post.


I understand.

I know other people that are slow readers too.

“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#40
something about your mom
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