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#1
The kids in the neighborhood who ruin our yard because they slide down the rocks in it on their way to playground area instead of using the provided gate and steps that are public property.

I'm literally going to make a 'damn kids stay off my lawn' sign.

Don't know whether to feel old or not.

thoughts?

makes u think
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#2
Put a fence around it?
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#6
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You stay outta my yard too
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#7
Feel pride in your rocks
Put up a sign
If people inquire, tell them what you feel
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#8
A fence might not be doable, but surely you can put up some skulls on stakes or something?
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#9
@Dread, what do you mean by rocks in your yard? I can't be imagining it right atm:

#11
Are there any kids, preferably one of their friends that moved away recently?
If so, put a headstone in your front yard with that kids name on it.

Then there are always the "GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY LAWN" signs.
#13
Also kids. I live on the 3rd story of an apartment building, and the neighbourhood kids like to kick their ball and aim for my windows. Can't really do much because god forbid you yell at someone's responsibility. Bringing it up to the parents hasn't done much good because they're still out there.
#14
Step 1. Acquire Air rifle
Step 2. Target practice
Step 3.????
Step 4. No more ball
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‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#15
-plant cacti
-spread poison
-turn on sprinklers when they run through
-throw eggs at them for trespassing

thats all I got right now

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#18
today my biggest gripe was with a woman who told me to shove a slot machine up my ass after I told her the touch screen had gone bad

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#21
Mine the rocks.
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#24
If you kill one of them, that'll stop the rest from getting in your yard. Gotta make an example
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#25
They're on your property. Shoot them. Trespassing scumbags.

>_>
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#27
Build a moat full of alligators.
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#29
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How exactly do they ruin your yard by this?


The rocks (small) are in a decline down towards the park area, as well as the small bit of grass that we have. Instead of taking the provided steps down to the park area, they run down the rocks and then turn towards the park, which causes a lot of the rocks to cascade into my yard and overflow at where my grass meets the rocks.

Spent an hour yesterday throwing the rocks back up onto the "hill"
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#30
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Mine the rocks.

yeah

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#32
when i was staying at may dad and his gf's place dickhead kids used to cut through between the houses to get to the park. often loudly talking while they stood 3 feet away from the front window.

even when the township put up a fence they just climbed over.

same little shits that would get off their schoolbus and stand in the middle of a 3 way intersection for 5 minutes as if they werent yknow, standing in the middle of the street.
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#33
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when i was staying at may dad and his gf's place dickhead kids used to cut through between the houses to get to the park. often loudly talking while they stood 3 feet away from the front window.

even when the township put up a fence they just climbed over.

same little shits that would get off their schoolbus and stand in the middle of a 3 way intersection for 5 minutes as if they werent yknow, standing in the middle of the street.


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#34
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#35
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Spent an hour yesterday throwing the rocks back up onto the "hill"


sounds like a good time tbh
i don't know why i feel so dry
#36
Still don't understand the problem...

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#38
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Still don't understand the problem...
gonna take a wild guess that dread mows his own lawn.

lawn mower plus small rocks equals holes in window.

also the kids are inconsiderate shits.
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#39
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Still don't understand the problem...


^ obviously a communist shill who doesn't understand private property rights
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#40
Kids are just the worst tbh

I mean I'm happy the kids in the hood play outside a lot, that's great, but they have no parental oversight and fuck shit up constantly
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