#3
*guffaws maliciously*
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#5
If your joke were a band what band would it be?

Garbage
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
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#6
That was joke pretty lame IMO.
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

#7
not with that cute burlesque lady anymore iirc
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#10
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*snickers nefariously*

I understood this reference and am showing appreciation for its timely and humorous usage.
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#11
What's a Jehovah's Witness' favourite band?


The Doors
Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise
#12
You'll never guess what happened.

What?

I got a car now.

No way.

Yeah my folks drove it up here from the Bahamas.

You're kidding.

I must be the Bahamas are islands.
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#13
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I understood this reference and am showing appreciation for its timely and humorous usage.


I don't think I'll ever entirely forget the physical cringing I had when I first read it.