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#1
Seems like an alright dude. Other than supporting too much democracy leading to the demise of the European Union, what is wrong with him as the leader of the Empire?

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#2
sad times when i actually want david cameron back
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#3
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sad times when i actually want david cameron back
Init though!
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#4
Yeah he seems cool and hilarious.
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#5
fucks pigs on the regs

fucks public services on the regs

fucks cleggs on the regs

still better than boris
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#6
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But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#8
puts his cock in dead pigs mouths

supports a political ideology that sees people as machine units

enables filibustering + perpetuates the monarchy

party has lead to mass disabled death + caused more debt than any other govt ever in his short term

forgets to pick up his school kids


they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
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#9
If only there was a politics thread or thread about the biggest political thing happening in europe right now to post this in..

o w8
#10
Made a fucking terrible call by holding the EU referendum to placate his own backbenchers
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#11
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If only there was a politics thread or thread about the biggest political thing happening in europe right now to post this in..

o w8


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#12
Remember when he threatened to take away our online porn?
Or when the guy who threatened to publish proof of him fornicating with an animal mysteriously fell really ill really fast and was later found in a hospital somewhere...

His 'egg on his face' moments.
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
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#13
Cameron is an idiot. He's like Cersei in Game of Thrones.

Horrible man. First off ravages our country with waves and waves of cuts to the public sector. Then as his grand political move, promises a referendum so he can beat the useless Ed Miliband at a election. Loses said referendum, resigns, and fucks over the country for possibly decades. He may well be responsible for the destruction of the Union which would be probably the worst thing ever to happen to the UK.

He will be remembered incredibly poorly in the history books. May even have a worse legacy than Thatcher
#14
beginning to believe brad is actually more interested in PR than politics
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#15
He looks like Piers Morgan so he's probably a cunt tbh
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#16
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beginning to believe brad is actually more interested in PR than politics

What's the difference
#17
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He looks like Piers Morgan so he's probably a cunt tbh


I liked this more for the Piers Morgan hate than anything to do with Cameron.
#19
He's a pig nonce
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#20
David Cameron is one of those people who does dickish things and then pretends to be a real nice guy afterwards in the hopes that you'll forget
I have nothing important to say
#21
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David Cameron is one of those people who does dickish things and then pretends to be a real nice guy afterwards in the hopes that you'll forget

So an average politician then..?
#23
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What if we got Obama and Cameron to star in their own buddy cop drama?
I'm pretty sure that Cameron had people like Obama waiting on him hand and foot when he was at Eton

I mean democrats, of course
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#24
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beginning to believe brad is actually more interested in PR than politics

i'm a pretty good hype man

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classic bradulator ironically distancing himself from his opinions.

I don't have well-informed opinion on David Cameron, hence the creation of this thread

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#25
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What if we got Obama and Cameron to star in their own buddy cop drama?


*interrogation room*

Suspect: YO MAN DIS AINT RIGHT, I'M JUST SMALL TIME Y'ALL TRIPPIN.

Barry Obama III Jr: You got yaself caught up in uh.. t-the big leagues. Allow me to explain.. once you're on this path towards.. self destruction, self hatred.. well, there's not a lot of hope at the end of the tunnel, my fellow American.

Dave O'Cameron: We, I mean, I.. I will not let you down, Britain.

Suspect: ????????????????

Barry Obama III Jr: Here's the situation.. if you can promise to.. work hard to breakaway from this path, we can help you son.

Suspect: B-but I can't mah family is broke yo! I can't change for tha-

Barry Obama III Jr: YES WE C- I MEAN YES YOU CAN!
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#27
Ya know what's funny? How British people are so familiar when referring to him.

Damn Davey ruining the UK.
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#29
He's a bit of a sore loser with this Brexit thing though. He just wants out so he can fuck pigs all day.
#30
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He's a pig nonce
that pig was of age
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#31
Samantha Cameron's alright, come on guys.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#32
yeah I would tbf
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#34
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But Boris though.


It seems like this was just an elaborate prank played on an unwitting autistic person.
#37
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He will be remembered incredibly poorly in the history books. May even have a worse legacy than Thatcher


I doubt he'll be remembered with as much venom though. But you're right, for such a nondescript PM he's certainly had a big impact.

My biggest problem with him is that after six years in office he's hardly aged a day. I want my world leaders looking haggard after six months, shows they put the effort in. Corbyn would be bent double because you'd actually be able to see the weight of the country on his shoulders.






Actually he looks a bit like Mike Ashley in that second one.
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#38
I liked him for the way he presented himself and came across.

Dislike the fucking decision to hold a referendum cause that's fucked us all over.

Don't give a fuck about all this pig nonsense cause that's just banter from when he was at uni.
'And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

'You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
#39
the way he came across was someone unwilling to answer a question without invoking the spirit of sophistry
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#40
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it warms my heart to see politicians take the time to help out terminally british children.
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