#1
Happy birthday shredding wanker

We are actually here to celebrate the belated birthday of Joshua Garcia

Happy Birthday

Get drunk

Etc I'm bad at this

Have some Jäger

A poem.
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I can out-bore you any day
#2
Actually still have 12 minutes, but thank you sir!
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#3
Any time Josh

No-one else will read it because of the title though
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#5
Pastafarian96
I'll be honest, I actually thought it was his birthday too and was going to say what a coincidence.

But in case I'm ever feeling good about myself, I like to remind myself that I have the same age and birthday as Kawhi Leonard. :')

whywefight
Thanks hun.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Jun 30, 2016,
#7
i was gonna come in here and shit all over yngwie on his birthday like he shits on music every day, only to find that it is josh's birthday

happy birthday josh


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#9
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feliz navidad sr. garcia
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i was gonna come in here and shit all over yngwie on his birthday like he shits on music every day, only to find that it is josh's birthday

happy birthday josh


itisyourbirthday.jpg
Thank you, gents.
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Who?

You suck.

Youre secretly my favorite ex-mod
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#10
Happy birthday dude
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#11
Lol, it is Yngwie Malmsteen's birthday and we should shit on him anyway
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#12
This is by far the best Yngwie video ever. It's not on YouTube though because his management had it taken down so here is the link to it on DailyMotion, lol.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2uv2mf
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#13
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Lol, it is Yngwie Malmsteen's birthday and we should shit on him anyway
wow.

Never got into him personally but someone requested I tab out one of his songs. Though I think they challenged me to rather than they needed it. I have yet to attempt.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#14
Well I was gonna get Yngwie donuts so I guess if Josh likes donuts he can have some as well.


Can't hold my shotgun though, that didn't go well last time.


Happy B-day Josh
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