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#3
Quote by JackalUK
It's a secret.


Lemme guess...you voted for the Brexit?
Last edited by TobusRex at Jun 30, 2016,
#7
Quote by Banjocal
I've killed a man.


Ashamed you let the meat go to waste, or something like that?
#8
I'm pretty sure I was responsible for my dad's £1000 bike getting stolen because I was having a wank at the time.

But I don't feel bad, he hardly used it beforehand and he ended up getting back about a year later and continued to not use it.
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#9
Quote by RAB11
I'm pretty sure I was responsible for my dad's £1000 bike getting stolen because I was having a wank at the time.

But I don't feel bad, he hardly used it beforehand and he ended up getting back about a year later and continued to not use it.

It's exactly like Spider-Man, except your uncle didn't get killed and you had a wank
#10
Still shot a sticky white substance out of my anatomy though!
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#11
Quote by ultimate-slash
It's exactly like Spider-Man, except your uncle didn't get killed and you had a wank
It's actually the new Spiderman origin story.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#12
Like I want the pit thinking even less of me.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#13
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Like I want the pit thinking even less of me.


Don't worry, it's not possible
#14
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O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#15
Quote by TobusRex
Don't worry, it's not possible
Rude.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#16
Quote by TobusRex
Ashamed you let the meat go to waste, or something like that?
There's more to a body than I expected, what can I say?
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#17
Quote by Banjocal
There's more to a body than I expected, what can I say?


Lightweight
#18
I used to be a very strident internet commie.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#19
When I was in 3rd grade I gave a kid an entire bar of ex-lax chocolates that I took from home. He ate a good half of it so maybe 10+ pieces. I think the medical dose was 1 piece. He survived so I have no regret, he probably deserved it.
#21
I don't have any, I am very forthcoming about myself when there's no pressure

However if we're talking about stuff people don't know about me in person then literally no-one I've ever known has been told I want to be a cross dresser
I hate being in the closet
#22
Quote by Pastafarian96
I don't have any, I am very forthcoming about myself when there's no pressure

However if we're talking about stuff people don't know about me in person then literally no-one I've ever known has been told I want to be a cross dresser
I hate being in the closet


Well find yourself a dress and get on out!
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#23
Quote by Pastafarian96
I don't have any, I am very forthcoming about myself when there's no pressure

However if we're talking about stuff people don't know about me in person then literally no-one I've ever known has been told I want to be a cross dresser
I hate being in the closet


Gotta ease into that via Halloweens to get them acclimated innit. Or a 20-something part music video lol
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Last edited by Fat Lard at Jun 30, 2016,
#24
I shot a man in Reno...


Just to watch him die!
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

#26
Quote by Fat Lard
Gotta ease into that via Halloweens to get them acclimated innit. Or a 20-something part music video lol


For some reason, Taydolf Swiftler came to mind... "I knew you were trouble when you walked in..."

Regarding the topic - My give-a-dammer broke quite awhile ago for most things, but I've developed a habit of ending phone calls/meet-ups with people I haven't seen in a long while "Let's do this again soon!". It means just the opposite.
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance - Confucius
#27
I actually used to jam out pretty hard to ke$ha


I still might
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#28
Quote by RAB11
Well find yourself a dress and get on out!

Now I would do this
Except my parents would probably disown me, and until I can survive outside the financial assistance they give me and can survive comfortably I am not risking it
#29
I use artificial sweeteners instead of sugar cuz it's faster.


That's not exactly shameful but this thread wasn't made for that. Just a sort of vaguely embarrassing thing about my laziness, which I openly share.
#30
i enjoy "That's Not My Name" by the Ting Tings and will occasionally sing it.
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#31
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
I use artificial sweeteners instead of sugar cuz it's faster.


That's not exactly shameful but this thread wasn't made for that. Just a sort of vaguely embarrassing thing about my laziness, which I openly share.
What the hell does this even mean?
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#32
Artificial sweeteners dissolve faster, maybe? Or it's quicker to tear open the little packets than scoop sugar from a container?

???
Last edited by Aeolian Harmony at Jun 30, 2016,
#33
artificial sweetener makes u go fast
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#35
mugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmug
#36
Quote by slapsymcdougal
What the hell does this even mean?

Instead of getting a spoon and getting the sugar out it's quicker to push a button on the little box
#38
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
Instead of getting a spoon and getting the sugar out it's quicker to push a button on the little box
You are the only person I have any association with who uses sweeteners and doesn't also stir.

You, sir, are a savage.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
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