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#1
Post cheesy inspirational uplifting quotes or songs or pictures etc in here that you would normally make fun of

Remember to keep it posi







“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#3



just for the record, sailin on is better than attitude imo

~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
Last edited by Primus2112 at Jul 1, 2016,
#5


Most uplifting 8 seconds of your life.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Jul 1, 2016,
#6




BOBBY: Wabi-Sabi is an Eastern tradition, Dad. It's celebrating the beauty in what's flawed. Like the crack in the Liberty Bell or the mole on Cindy Crawford's face.
HANK: The Liberty Bell is great. But come on, if it was in a competition with a bunch of other bells without cracks, it would lose.
BOBBY: But sometimes it's the imperfections that make you love something even more. So what if this rose is a little short, a little wide? It's got more personality than those other ones.
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#7
Quote by bradulator


Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#11
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#12
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#13
Uh oh. I feel it coming on.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#14
Fuck this.

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Guy has never gambled before. Guy plays slot machine and finds out it's fun.

He gets a dopamine buzz when he wins, but the pleasure from a win isn't overpowering enough to counteract the dysphoria from losing. Not this day, however, because Beginner's Luck.

Eventually he'll realize that the statistical probabilities of slot machines will leave him in the negative.

Oh, and then he dies.

- Fat Lard, (some shit I wrote, albeit inspired from all types of shit)

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~
~

Until all of you understand antinatalism, you will never have a true, solid ethical foundation. Antinatalism is what has founded Christianity, and many other modes of thought for it's authenticity in waking up the ideology holder and reminding them that we are all Being-towards-Death. You can be a hedonist or a fucking instagram philosopher if you want, but you best not ruin any lives in the process.
#15
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#16
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#19
Don't worry be happy.
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

#21


Quote by Skibolky
No one can really fuck with the power of empathy.
#22
Quote by Aeolian Harmony




lol, hey there cuti3. I like Dostoyesky too and think he's pretty based tbh fam

#justINFJthings
#23
Quote by Fat Lard

Guy has never gambled before. Guy plays slot machine and finds out it's fun.

He gets a dopamine buzz when he wins, but the pleasure from a win isn't overpowering enough to counteract the dysphoria from losing. Not this day, however, because Beginner's Luck.

Eventually he'll realize that the statistical probabilities of slot machines will leave him in the negative.

Oh, and then he dies.

- Fat Lard, (some shit I wrote, albeit inspired from all types of shit)

Except this isn't true. A person addicted to gambling never fully realizes that the odds aren't in their favor.

The part about dying is tru tho
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
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Quote by korinaflyingv
I know a few people who are addicted to gambling and they fully realise this.

They may know that the house has the advantage, but they still believe they'll win in the long run, thus the lack of understanding. In reality, it's very much the opposite.

The only exception I can think of is if someone just bleeds money and has nothing better to do. I see gambling addiction five days a week, so I have a pretty good idea what it looks like.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#29
“Gentlemen, we will chase perfection, and we will chase it relentlessly, knowing all the while we can never attain it. But along the way, we shall catch excellence.”

- Vince Lombardi Jr.
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
Last edited by Arby911 at Jul 1, 2016,
#30
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
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Jacob Riis

his book is, incidentally, hilarious (in a good way)
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
Last edited by Banjocal at Jul 1, 2016,
#32
Why do I need to wake early??? What does that have to do with anything?
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#33
I've found that waking p early makes lunchtime around 11am

and I get loads of work done during the day + evenings bc I'm fresh and awake by 7am and can work later
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#35
Quote by ElMaco
Why do I need to wake early??? What does that have to do with anything?


Waking up early gives you a full day to work with, no time wasted.

I used to hate waking up early, and I still kinda do, but nowadays I feel like shit and like I wasted a day if I wake up past 9am.



“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
Last edited by bradulator at Jul 1, 2016,
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"Early" is relative anyway. I go into work at 2:30, so 9 AM is pretty early for me.

That said, I have a friend who goes into work at 6:30 AM but doesn't wake up until 6. That type of thing is what makes me feel shitty. Waking up and immediately leaving. I like to have at least 2 hours of doing whatever before I have to leave.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
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Quote by eGraham
. I like to have at least 2 hours of doing whatever before I have to leave.
p much

I get up at 5 so that by 6:30 I'm doing shit and stuff
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#38
Quote by ElMaco
Why do I need to wake early??? What does that have to do with anything?


Kys.
#39
I like to wale up early and workout a little and eat before going to work or school. Feels so much better than rolling out of bed literally 5 minutes before getting in the car
___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#40
Quote by WCPhils
I like to wake up early and workout a little and eat before going to work or school. Feels so much better than rolling out of bed literally 5 minutes before getting in the car
this is so crazy that it just might work
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
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