I may be ever so slightly noticeably inebriated and I have things to say

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Ladies and He tlemen of the pit

You are all wonderful and amazing and you all make my days better and better. You are all from very different places in life and have very different views, but you all come together in a culmination of one of the most hilarious, understanding and/or downright lovable groups of people ever assembled and I would simply like to say that this place is incredibly wonderful and you all, every single one of you, makes my life better.

That and autocorrect is pretty fucking great sometimes
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#2
the pit is a melting pot of modern society

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#3
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#4
Yea, this play is pretty great, not sure why some of the people that live here with us hate their home so much
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Void is a wanker that's why

#5


You are also a very cool person pasta


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#6
And you are a very cool pasta person
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; man got to tell himself he understand.


#7
Quote by EndTheRapture51
the pit is a melting pot of modern society


Exactly why I love it, so many strange facets that don't mix normally and have combined and formed this odd but wonderful place
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#8
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#9
You're a pretty cool person too Pasta

Enjoy your alcomahol
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#12
Piss off Michael, you're high
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#13
we could solve humanity's problems by killing all humans
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#14
what are you drinking?

so I know what to ask for at the bar

Quote by Pastafarian96
I an evety characyer in this story
#15
That's a permanent solution to a temporary problem
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Quote by Momentosis
Void is a wanker that's why

#16
Quote by Pastafarian96
Piss off Michael, you're high



No I'm just in a mood where I want everyone to be dead


Quote by Banjocal
we could solve humanity's problems by killing all humans



see, this guy gets it
#18
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
what are you drinking?

so I know what to ask for at the bar

I've stopped drinking but I was on the cider
I like Strongbow and the British people are allowed to call me garbage but I love it fresh from the fridge

Quote by MeGaDeth2314
No I'm just in a mood where I want everyone to be dead

I can feel this, but not right now, I'm really happy right now
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#19
Quote by UltimateGuizar
Pastafarian is my favorite kind of pasta.
mine is probably rigatoni, but he's a solid 3rd
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Last edited by Hydra150 at Jul 3, 2016,
#20
As someone who absolutely fucking loves pasta that means something
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#21
Quote by Pastafarian96
As someone who absolutely fucking loves pasta that means something

This just in, words mean something
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#22
Quote by Pastafarian96
As someone who absolutely loves fucking pasta that means something


noodle incident
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
Last edited by theogonia777 at Jul 3, 2016,
#23
You must buy some big penne or maybe you just have a really small penne
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Quote by Momentosis
Void is a wanker that's why

#24
Just wanted to say I though the title of this thread was actually

I may be ever so slightly noticeably inbred and I have things to say


when I first read it.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#25
Quote by theogonia777
noodle incident

Kristen if I was a girl I would let you eat me out of pity

Quote by FireFromTheVoid
You must buy some big penne or maybe you just have a really small penne

I honestly don't even care that I admit this
But my penis is precisely average sized

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Just wanted to say I though the title of this thread was actually


when I first read it.

Some people would think I was

Those people are cunts
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#26
Quote by Pastafarian96
Kristen if I was a girl I would let you eat me out of pity


well okay then
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#27
Quote by Pastafarian96
Kristen if I was a girl I would let you eat me out of pity


I honestly don't even care that I admit this
But my penis is precisely average sized


Some people would think I was

Those people are cunts


This post does not feel as happy go lucky as the others posts, I feel bad and don't know why
One of the third friendliest users
Stratkat's pet


Quote by Momentosis
Void is a wanker that's why

#28
I am no longer drunk/drinking

I have no more drink and I don't want a hangover
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#29
i'm definitely going to eat you though
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#31
I got some shit to say just for the fuck of it
Them things, them things, don't even ask
#33
do i get included here? : D
Last edited by Ssargentslayer at Jul 3, 2016,
#34
Bladez22


Ssargentslayer
You most certainly do
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#35


definitely a whole-grain Pit user
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#37
wow, much happy in this thread.
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#38
Quote by FireFromTheVoid
That's a permanent solution to a temporary problem

Damn dude, recontextualizing the most common argument against suicide to be about the eventual exctinction of the human race and heat death of the universe. Most savagely nihilistic thing Ive ever read
#39
Hey Pasta

You're a top guy.
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#40
I love pasta and rastafarians....

You then fall in my good books to the power of 2

Cheers!
Uncle aciD

&

The deadbeatS


Do What Your Love Tells You
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