#1
Post your favourite Mondegreens here.

Inb4 we've already had this thread

Spoiler your videos, please please please.

And apologies if this pops up three times, UG is being silly for me today.
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#2
you're a homophone
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#4
Good thread, I made it before but any excuse

Scare a Moose, scare a Moose, will you do the fake Dingo?
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#5
my favourite what

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#7
pikachu erected out your butt

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#8
I... what?

What song is that?
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#9
all downhill from here by new found glory

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#10
Take my hand... Rasta Never Never Land!
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#11
In this song I always hear "wise men bake cupcakes" instead of "become kings"

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#13
When I first heard Offspring's "We Are One" I thought at the end he keeps saying "because they come part of that mob" but turned out it's "bigger they come harder they fall" (this was a long time ago but it's very memorable to me)

WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#16
slapsy, repost the Fallout Boy vid in here so i dont have to.

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#17
2:57



'So you want steak?'

'Yeah I want steak'

'So you want MY steak? You're gonna get my steak'

Also not super relevant but this gem resurfaced:

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#18
oooooOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH FUCKING HOFF STYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLLLLLE
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#19
Australian's need to stop singing about food

Cheap wine and a free egg roll
Cheap wine and a free egg roll
so come on

Its a long way, to the top if you want a sausage roll
#21
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#22
Quote by Rebel Scum
Australian's need to stop singing about food

Cheap wine and a free egg roll
Cheap wine and a free egg roll
so come on

Its a long way, to the top if you want a sausage roll

My favourite alternative

Cheap wine and a three legged goat
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#23
Quote by Rebel Scum
Australian's need to stop singing about food

Cheap wine and a free egg roll
Cheap wine and a free egg roll
so come on

Its a long way, to the top if you want a sausage roll
Great, now I'm hungry
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