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#1
What is your morning alarm? And how many do you set?

I currently wake up to this



If I really have to wake up I use a standard alarm clock

My last resort is


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#2
I have a watch that vibrates for the alarm. It's way better than some obnoxious noise. Never fails to wake me up either.
My God, it's full of stars!
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#4
default iphone one

it doesn't wake me up tho because its not loud enough and its too easy for me to turn off when im still half asleep
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#5
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I can't wake up to vibrations


What if it's on your wrist?
My God, it's full of stars!
#6
of montreal

alarm clocks

early morning existential dread
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#7
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What if it's on your wrist?


haven't tried that but if I sleep through earthquakes I'll probably sleep through that

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#8
I have a few different ones at different times

I don't really understand my own system, which is maybe why I'm always late

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But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#9
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early morning existential dread


That's my best form

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There's Marching Bands of Manhattan by Death Cab


Such a tasty jam
My God, it's full of stars!
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#10
my phone speaker's fucked so it's extremely quiet and completely ineffective so nowt
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#11
i have a casio alarm clock which goes

beepbeepbeepbeep beepbeepbeepbeep

beepbeepbeepbeep beepbeepbeepbeep
#12
like the first 20 seconds of this song

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#13
I don't use an alarm clock cuz I ad hoc like a professional amateur.
o()o

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#15
I have one of those things that's also a lamp that slowly lights up over the course of half an hour. Usually that wakes me up, buy if I'm not up in time it goes BEEP BEEP BEEP
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#16
I had the greatest idea for an addition to alarm clock app, posted the other day.

It is as follows:
So I came up with a great idea for an alarm clock app. Being kinda self-employed/unemployed as I am, I tend to snooze a lot, and it can be a problem. Sometimes I don't even realise it's like almost 1PM and I set my alarm for 7AM...

The idea to get me out of bed is changing the alarm/music that plays with each snooze. Imagine this as your first alarm:


"Ah beautiful, what pleasant music to start the day" -right?

But then, if you snooze, the next alarm is this.


"Well that was a nice bit of extra rest eh? Time to start my day and be productive.... I'll just rest my eyes for a second and......"

And then



"Oh shit... I've been snoozing for an hour... I've definitely been sleeping too long... this is bad." AND BAM, you're out of bed as intended.

Unless for some reason you go to sleep again... and then it's



"I fucked up. I know I fucked up, this is bad... this is real bad... I shouldn'ta did this. I'm sorry... I'll never do it again."


If someone wants to go ahead and make that into an app for me, that'd be grand.
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#17
first alarm


second alarm
___

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#19
This song gets me up in the morning
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#20


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#21
i dont even have an alarm set right now but i keep waking up between 5 and 6 am
mugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmugmug
#23


see avi

i use the generic alarm on my iphone
i have like 4 alarms spread out 5 min apart, because im a lazy fuck

sometimes i'll put deftones on
this song wakes me the fk up right quick lol

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#24
I have 6 different alarms, one for each weekday, and one for the weekends.






They're all just random songs from my playlists, I tend to change them every few months.
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‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#25
My shift and sleep schedule are set up so that I don't need an alarm.
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#26
Used to be cant stop by the RHCP
Then it was this



Now I just use my alarm clock which plays the radio. Setting up my own song just ruins the song for me.
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#27
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I have a watch that vibrates for the alarm. It's way better than some obnoxious noise. Never fails to wake me up either.


+1.
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#28
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#29
i have to use the standard obnoxious beeping or I wont wake up

I set 5 or 6 alarms starting at 7:00 and going every 15 mins until 8:30

cuz at that point if I haven't gotten tired of hitting snooze and actually woken up I'm fucked anyway so no need for it to continue past that

I'm a very heavy sleeper and i stay up late so it's all necessary
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
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#31
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like the first 20 seconds of this song


This was a great Fat Lard impression.
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#32
M00NAGEDAYDREAM

Kerry King sticks his head through my bedroom window and goes...0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0...etc.

My response is usually this: 01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100001.

...or this: Jeff Hanneman has written better guitar riffs while suffering a 4 day long tequila hangover than you ever could while sober.
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#33
Alarm clock that's out of reach and goes 'beepbeep' over and over.

Back in the day, I had a stereo with an alarm function that worked, combined with a 5 disc shuffle(yea, I had a 5 disc CD player, I'm old enough that those were a thing).

Sometimes it woke me up with this

#34
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#35
I have an electronic clock that beeps. I normally wake up before it goes off, so it's just a reminder to actually leave bed.
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#36
Banjocal

INVITE ME YOU LITTLE BITCH

dear friend banjocal, i would very much like to be a productive member of the what.cd community, could you perhaps send an invite my way


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
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#37
I absolutely will not respond to that here
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#38



Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#39
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#40
at intervals of a couple of minutes, i have a clock radio that beeps loudly, my stereo starts playing whatever cd's in there, the clock radio in the next room beeps so i have to get out of bed to turn it off, and if i really need to get up and am really tired i'll set my ipod alarm a couple of times over, which normally plays this:


yes really

and sometimes it even works
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