#1
what do you do when you start talking to someone and you realise they have a lazy eye? i always try to not change which eye i'm looking at, but then i get worried that i'm just staring unnaturally at the lazy eye and weirding the person out.

i met a guy once who looked like he had two lazy eyes. it was really weird.


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#2
I just point and laugh and scream, "Hey everybody, look at the lazy eyed freak!"


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#3
I just practice active listening techniques and chime in with little things like "I see", and "better keep an eye on that" at random points of the convo
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#4
I look at the bridge of their nose
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#5
one of my mates at school had a lazy eye, we made fun of it sometimes
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#6
I say "ew gross" and go talk to somebody normal.
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#8
I know this one kid with a lazy eye. He's a fucking weird kid. The two things aren't related though.
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#13
I run away and I don't look back
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#15
i once had a waitress at a pizza hut with eyes going in opposite directions.

i was with a bunch of middle school friends and we had no idea whose order she was taking.
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#16
I got a case of the purple eyes

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#17
Lazy eyes realise lazy lies
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#18
There's this girl at work with lazy eye. It's akward talking to her because I feel like I'm just starting at her eye. She's cool, but that lazy eye makes conversations weird.
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#20
There's a weekend girl at my work. Beautiful in just about every way except...I mean I heard of lazy eye but goddamn that thing collecting unemployment with how bad it is
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