Someone with way too much spare time
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
He's a legend.
Only sleeps 1 hour a day.
If you cross him your entire family will die.
An international art and jewel theif.
His hobbies include collecting private jets, racing cars, and fighting terrorists by himself.

He goes by many aliases such as "Keyser Soze" and "The most interesting man in the world".
In the end he is your worst nightmare.
he just does a lot of tabs apparently

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
an enigma
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect

Quote by sashki
What's amazing is that he's the number 3 contributor. Numbers 1 and 2 have twice as many tabs as he does. Where do they find the time?

I'd be willing to bet that the top contributors are the ones tabbing out radio songs and all of them are songs in C major/A minor or G major/E minor with nothing but major and minor triads, accurate or not. Or if they're not in that key, they use all of the same shapes but with a capo somewhere.
Free Ali
Free Lard
He he our leader

But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do