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#2
Right around the same time it became cool to get with whatever the politically correct term for transgender lady is.


In short, everything became cool thanks to easy access to internet porn.

It sucks in a way, things aren't as much of a turn on now that I know I'm not a special snowflake of sexual deviancy
Last edited by EyeNon15 at Jul 11, 2016,
#3
EyeNon's disappointed now that it's more difficult to find people who are offended when he "accidentally" shits in their mouths.
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#4
Never go ass to mouth...
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#7
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Never go ass to mouth...


you never go ass to mouth!
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#8
when "gravity's rainbow" won the national book award
#9
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I don't know why anyone thought it would be a good idea to begin with.

You could say the same about genital to mouth. I'm sure they did when it was becoming a thing.
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#12
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#13
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I don't know why anyone thought it would be a good idea to begin with.
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#14
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#15
when it was alluded to as "groceries"
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#16
4 years ago



it's not even that gross tbh




#17
I've never eaten ass and I'm not sure I know the mechanics of eating ass, but I'm assuming tongue and butthole are in contact during ass eating. How this can be perceived as "not even that gross" is way beyond me.

Do what makes you happy though.
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#18
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you never go ass to mouth!


So - does that imply that you don't put another's ass/on/around your mouth? Or does that imply that you never allow someone to put it in your ass - and then immediately put it in your mouth?
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#19
Butts look nice
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#20
closest i've even come to anal is being really drunk and unable to see/function and hearing her say "that's my asshole"

and then i'm just like "hehe, whoops"
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#21
I thought it was an ironic thing...?
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#22
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I've never eaten ass and I'm not sure I know the mechanics of eating ass, but I'm assuming tongue and butthole are in contact during ass eating. How this can be perceived as "not even that gross" is way beyond me.

Do what makes you happy though.

BROTHER it's not like you're gonna be lappin' up her gassy ass sap & playing her little brown scone like some sloppy trombone, straight givin'er it with yer drippy mouth-bone as she sits from her throne on top of your dome right after a poo or anything!

Unless you happen to be ErikLensherr I guess?




#23
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closest i've even come to anal is being really drunk and unable to see/function and hearing her say "that's my asshole"

and then i'm just like "hehe, whoops"


Then you're like *sniff sniff* ewww
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#25
It has always been low-key cool af
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#26
In one way it's disgusting

but in another way it was amazing

so idk
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#27
My goodness, nothing better than seeing that first shocked little gasp, followed quickly by a quick confused smile.
#29
There was some episode of that show "Girls" where someone got their arse eaten....since then Buttcancer.com (aka Buzzfeed) have decided it's the latest thing.
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#30
I thought it was always popular but one of those things you just acted like you didn't do in front of your dudes. I know there's an album I used to listen to from the early 90's and one of the dudes is talking about how gross eating ass is but then his lady comes on the track and is like 'yo but you eat my ass everyday and you love it'
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#31
Anyone remember the old Chris Rock bit about the prison salad toss man
Eating ass was called tossing salad in the 90s
Last edited by EyeNon15 at Jul 12, 2016,
#32
HWA - Livin in a Hoe House (1990)

'Cause quiet as kept, you ain't through yet
Lick around my asshole, that makes me wet
Cause no one knows where the nose goes
Yeah, I like it right there, it's curling my toes'

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#33
Quote by EyeNon15
Anyone remember the old Chris Rock bit about the prison salad toss man
Eating ass was called tossing salad in the 90s



ok grandpa


also ass is gross. poo comes out of there
#35
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#36
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ok grandpa


also ass is gross. poo comes out of there


Blood comes out the vag, genius
But ya know, people that do the grandpa joke know everyfuckingthing.
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#37
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My goodness, nothing better than seeing that first shocked little gasp, followed quickly by a quick confused smile.
BROTHER!!!!!!
#38
I'd say it became popular sometime around the discovery of sex...
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#39
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I'd say it became popular sometime around the discovery of sex...

Yeah pretty much. Although all sex acts are disgusting and degenerate and you all make me sick.
#40
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all sex acts are disgusting and degenerate and you all make me sick.
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