Poll: which looks nicer
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View poll results: which looks nicer
Balls
1 5%
Dick
7 37%
the butt
11 58%
Voters: 19.
#1
OR butt. Influenced by the GREAT Rapture

which is more aesthetically pleasing/arousing to look at? One might think "dick", but the balls have this wrinkly HR Giger thing going on and his work sold for millions

no illustrative pictures will be provided. This is a mature thread that paints who I am and the questions I ask in a good light.

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Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#2
Like full mast or hanging out like a homie?
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#4
I have to go for the gestalt experience of all three in context.
Quote by JustRooster
That's a shamanic incantation of truth if I ever heard one.
#5
Quote by Aeolian Harmony
I have to go for the gestalt experience of all three in context.
So you think that the hole is greater than the sum of its parts?
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
Last edited by Banjocal at Jul 14, 2016,
#6
My question is super important cause uncut, unhard man cock looks nasty
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#7
Quote by Banjocal
So you think that the hole is greater than the sum of its parts?


It really depends on clarification with h4t3br33d3r's question. Also are the balls high and tight or is it a hot day with wooly pajamas?
Quote by JustRooster
That's a shamanic incantation of truth if I ever heard one.
#8
Quote by Aeolian Harmony
It really depends on clarification with h4t3br33d3r's question. Also are the balls high and tight or is it a hot day with wooly pajamas?


Also important.


Fuck, this was a poorly thought out thread there banjo.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#9
personally I prefer uncut + swinging like coconuts in a hessian sack so I really can't comment

but for the sake of the poll, the balls or dick are in what you deem to be optimal aesthetic condition
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
Last edited by Banjocal at Jul 14, 2016,
#10
I mean, it's not really a fair competition if you put butt in there.
#11
Uncut dick looks like a worm giving birth.


Also dick cheese.


If thats your preference I would have to question your eyesight (and sense of smell)
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
Last edited by H4T3BR33D3R at Jul 14, 2016,
#12
only people who don't wash get dick cheese

but it's still better than stilton so
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#13
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Uncut dick looks like a worm giving birth.


Also dick cheese.


If thats your preference I would have to question your eyesight (and sense of smell)



Nooo, normal, non-mutilated dick has a nice turtleneck so it doesn't catch a cold or AIDS.
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
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Last edited by EpiExplorer at Jul 14, 2016,
#14
Quote by Banjocal
only people who don't wash get dick cheese

but it's still better than stilton so


You take that back about stilton you mong

Quote by EpiExplorer
Nooo, normal, non-mutilated dick has a nice turtleneck so it doesn't catch a cold or AIDS.


Turtlenecks are for betacocks
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
Last edited by H4T3BR33D3R at Jul 14, 2016,
#15
y there no love for balls in the pole poll?
Quote by JustRooster
That's a shamanic incantation of truth if I ever heard one.
#16
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
You take that back about stilton you mong


Turtlenecks are for betacocks


and this is why you're not invited to my vegan, gluten free christmas lunch.
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#17
wait there are vegans with penises
Quote by JustRooster
That's a shamanic incantation of truth if I ever heard one.
#18
Quote by Aeolian Harmony
wait there are vegans with penises


First time I've heard


Quote by EpiExplorer
and this is why you're not invited to my vegan, gluten free christmas lunch.


Fine, I won't be sending you my kale salad and kombucha
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#19
better question: dick, balls, butt, or kombucha?
Quote by JustRooster
That's a shamanic incantation of truth if I ever heard one.
#20
Quote by Aeolian Harmony
better question: dick, balls, butt, or kombucha?


kombucha is horrid so if your question is what is the worst and most putrid?


Then kombucha wins.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#21
the mushroom people?

sitting around all day?
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#22
Quote by Banjocal
the mushroom people?

sitting around all day?


PFFT, who can believe you
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#23
Butt obviously. Will never forget watching Troy for the first time, age 11.

After that it's penis and balls are rarely in the equation
#24
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
After that penis and balls are rarely in the equation


just in the mouth AMIRITE!?
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#25
Balls are kinda weird looking

Dicks can look nice, sometimes even as nice as mine

Butts require no explanation
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#26
dicks & balls are the most flawed aspects of the human anatomy tbh




#28
Quote by GuitarGod_92
Cute girl dicks pls



ye
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#29
What makes you think any of those are pleasing to look at as another male?

Quote by GuitarGod_92
Cute girl dicks pls
I can barely tolerate this, but under these circumstances, I'm inclined to agree.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#31
Are we talking a girl's butt or a guy's butt or just any butt?
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#32
A ballhousing big and loose enough to store a large potato is not bad
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#34
Quote by ErikLensherr
Are we talking a girl's butt or a guy's butt or just any butt?

I think he was talking about Evan #goodpalgazjoke