I think I hid from him in Amnesia
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
At least he can claim the chair in the shower is so he doesn't slip on a toy duck or something.
Last edited by ultimate-slash at Jul 15, 2016,
Tfw u need to fart so u lean over a bit but some ninja poo tryin 2 sneak out along with it n ur just standing there clenching ur butt cheeks till it go back up
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.

There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Youre officially uber shit now.

Quote by StewieSwan
3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

Quote by Bladez22
I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
Quote by neidnarb11890
tfw HBO cancels yr TV series

tis a good feel

cuz then I dont have to have people banging on about their favourite series

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american