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#3
Emily Dickinson looks like she could take a Dickinson.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#4
ur mum's a historical figure lolol



Seriously though, I bet Boudica would have been all kinds of crazy in the sack....and a redhead
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And everything must pass
#6
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marie antoinette next question

Pre or post guillotining?
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#8
Catherine the Great hmu

Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#11
Queen Victoria
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And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#12
Sacajawea

“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#15
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Hey Brian, what about Catherine the Great? ;|


If she wanted to financially dominate me I'd be compelled to surrender ;|
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#16
who counts as a historical figure

if grace slick counts because of jefferson airplanes contribution to music then i say grace slick cuz



grace slick

but if not, then...idk i guess harriet tubman, for the banter
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#18
Margret Thathcher. So I could bring down her government in a sordid sex scandal.
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#19
For the ladies/gay dudes


EDIT: Eva Braun was a bit of a qt as well
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
Last edited by i_lovemetallica at Jul 16, 2016,
#21
Quote by i_lovemetallica
For the ladies/gay dudes



Young Stalin? Dude was a hottie.
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#22
^ This man knows his historical babes
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#25
idk cleopatra or smthn i dont bother remembering a buncha dead people i dont know lmao
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Jul 16, 2016,
#27
id prefer someone from the era of shaved underarms.

do you have anything with more of a Lucy Liu feel?
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#28
queen makeda of sheba obv





#29
Quote by jakesmellspoo
do you have anything with more of a Lucy Liu feel?
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Youre officially uber shit now.

Quote by StewieSwan
3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

Quote by Bladez22
I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#30
Quote by MinterMan22
queen makeda of sheba obv

id be lion if i said i wouldnt hit that.
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#33
Beyoncé circa 2003
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#36
Quote by Primus2112
jefferson airplanes contribution to music


lol
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#37
Quote by ErikLensherr
Beyoncé circa 2003


She's hotter now though. I would pick Beyonce circa last week
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#38
Quote by slapsymcdougal
That already happened.

are you saying i'm actually hitlers dad and subsequently responsible for the death of 6 million jews
#39
Quote by kalypto
are you saying i'm actually hitlers dad and subsequently responsible for the death of 6 million jews
And the rest.
#40
Quote by i_lovemetallica
For the ladies/gay dudes


How is this attractive? He looks like the definitive beta, a proto nu-male. And he's got that vapid, unthinking, empty look to him that commies have
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