Poll: Do I lose it on purpose?
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Yes
16 70%
No
7 30%
Voters: 23.
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#1
Right ok, so...


My housemate is catsitting for a friend. When I first heard there was a cat downstairs, I was like wow hooray, I love cats and got super excited.


Well, a week or so in, I've decided this is the first cat I've ever truly disliked. He's a fucking cunt. List of things that are wrong with him:

- He does poops outside of his litter tray and I have to remind housemate to fucking clean them or he just leaves them there

- He hisses and makes these disgusting MUUURRRGGGHHHHSSSSSSSSSKKKRRRROOWWWWW noises at you if you're even remotely close

- He's not even qt


Seriously, I understand why some people hate cats now. If you've only ever had experiences with cats like this one, I fucking don't blame you. Before people are like YOU GOTTA MAKE AN EFFORT, I have. Done all the tricks, the fucking thing doesn't wanna know. I don't think the guy looking after him can even touch the thing without it going MRRGUGHGRHSSSKRROOWWHWHWHSHSHSHSHSHSHS


Gonna be having serious words with him about when it's going. We're not supposed to have animals here because reasons.


ANYWAY THE POINT OF THE THREAD IS


Should I just leave the damn door open for it to go out and hope it never comes back? Because seriously this thing can go to hell.



TLDR: My housemate is looking after a demon cat and I hate it. Should I get rid of it on the sly?


Last edited by K'Nuckles at Jul 17, 2016,
#2
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#4
As a cat lover,

Kill it/let it run away
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#5
I think cats go outside the litter box when they don't like the scent of the litter you're using. Try changing it? I think I heard that before somewhere once. Or maybe it's sick.

Suck everything else up tho, it's not your cat.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Jul 17, 2016,
#6
I've met a dog like this and I want to do the same thing so I will base my decision on the outcome of this thread

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#7
@JC

The cat isn't my responsibility and I work 6 days a week, midday to midnight most days. I don't have time to be fucking about with this cat's cunt litter. The box is in housemate's part of the property so I'm not gonna walk in like AYY HOMES, nahmean? Plus I know it isn't my cat, but it's becoming my problem. He walked in my room earlier and started hissing at me. Then after it fucks off, I go to get some food downstairs and it's dropped buttbombs and it fucking stinks as I'm trying to cook food. Like I said in OP, we're not even allowed animals here.
Last edited by K'Nuckles at Jul 17, 2016,
#8
If you're seriously considering letting it get lost then at least give it to the pound and tell the owner or something idk.

As angry as it makes you, be humane about it.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Jul 17, 2016,
#9
Funny thing is, I first learned about the cat when he came to find me like


HAVE YOU SEEN A CAT


I was like uhh no, then he told me about it and it was his friend's and he's caring for it etc

Later turned out that it was under his sofa the whole time


I fucking wish it had gone missing then though
Last edited by K'Nuckles at Jul 17, 2016,
#10
tell the cat's owner its a cunt and to come get it or youll put the cunt in a shelter
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#12
Talk to the housemate about it first and try to find a solution to the problem. If it doesn't work out then yeah the door thing.
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#13
Quote by K'Nuckles
I don't even know where the owner is


S/he's presumably in China. The guy downstairs is a Chinese student and his mate probably fucked off for the summer, which means it will probably be here for another fucking three months


still

put the cunt in a shelter and when someone wants it back just be like "its a cunt so i got rid of it, fuck that cat"
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#14
What you really need is a new housemate.
Kick him out along with the cat.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#15
Lock it in a cage and leave it in your housemates room
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#16
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Lock it in a cage and leave it in your housemates room


This works too.
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#18
Quote by K'Nuckles
And attach a toilet seat to the top.

Now Gary, just because we discuss these things in tc doesn't mean they should be applied to reality.
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#21
Cage and housemate's room is best idea so far.

It honestly sounds like it's a fucking half domesticated stray
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#23
Find out where the owner actually lives and chuck it back there, might die of starvation
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#24
Flush it down the toilet
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#26
Exactly my point, say it ran away, probably found a way in, got stuck, and then died from breathing it's own shit
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#27
JFC Pasta
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#28
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JFC
How do u know my middle initial?
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#29
My joke aside, I did have an outside street cat which I kinda tamed and she loves being an inside cat now. This cat was probably treated really badly to behave that way. It will take a lot of time for it to warm up to you. Have you tried just giving it food? Like making sure it knows you give it food. Hold treats up to it, give it catnip, etc.

I know it must be so frustrating to you but you bear no responsibility to it and frankly it's your roommates fault. Tell him you don't want it there anymore and if need be have him take it to a shelter. Just make sure it's not your responsibility. I don't want you getting into any legal trouble from the owner because of it.
STಠ_ಠ
#30
I have, anyone who knows me can tell you I'm a huge cat lover. I actually bought a bunch of treats in Tesco earlier to try to get friendly with it. At a distance for the past week or so, I've tried doing the whole cat psychology thing by just staying kinda far from it, slowly blinking and just letting him know I'm not gonna start beating on him. When he came into my room earlier, I tried giving him some treats a couple of minutes after he walked in, just started hissing and doing his demon noises and ran off, then took a steaming shit on the stairs. It's very sad because it's the first time I've felt completely hopeless in trying to get a cat to be nice. :/

I've left a couple of treats outside my room now that he's eaten, but I think I'm just gonna give the rest of them to my family so the cats at home can have them. I genuinely don't think this cat will warm to me or anyone else, I've met strays that are five times nicer. The sad thing is that, like you said, he probably wasn't raised very well at all, certainly hasn't been socialised in any way.
#31
Quote by i_lovemetallica
JFC Pasta

Says the man who told him to flush a live cat down the toilet

Also yeah, it's probably an inside cat that no-one really paid any attention to and is now an asshole cat, strays are usually more grateful for somewhere warm to sleep.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#32
I love cats, but I sure as fuck has never gone out of my way to make a cat like me, strays appear in my yard sometimes if they look skeletal and hungry, amd if they seem determined after a day or two to stay around my house and will play with me and seem non-hostile and don't play too rough, I'll keep feeding them, if they keep cming back, eventually I don't have it in my heart to keep them outside. I care for them and schedule an appointment with the vet.


That's how I've gotten 100 percent of my pets. (disclaimer, I've never forced a cat to stay indoors they come and go as they please, I own 3 cats, one fucks off for days at a time.
Last edited by stratkat at Jul 17, 2016,
#33
stratkat
You are a good person
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#34
Quote by stratkat
I love cats, but I sure as fuck has never gone out of my way to make a cat like me, they look skeletal and hungry, if they seem determined after a day or two around my house and will play with me and seem non-hostile and don't play too rough, I feed them, they keep cming back, eventually I don't have it in my heart to keep them outside. I care for them and schedule an appointment with the vet.


That's how I've gotten 100 percent of my pets. (disclaimer, I've never forced a cat to stay indoors they come and go as they please, I own 3 cats, one fucks off for days at a time.


#35
Quote by K'Nuckles
@JC

The cat isn't my responsibility and I work 6 days a week, midday to midnight most days. I don't have time to be fucking about with this cat's cunt litter. The box is in housemate's part of the property so I'm not gonna walk in like AYY HOMES, nahmean?
Btw I meant change the litter brand he uses. Not the litter box.

Realized I might not have clarified that. Buy a different brand and see if it helps.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Jul 17, 2016,
#37
Quote by Joshua Garcia
How do u know my middle initial?

He said "C" not "G"

STಠ_ಠ
#39
Oh don't mind me then.

been drinking, I'm lost, I havent been here in months
STಠ_ಠ
#40
Quote by Andrea55
He said "C" not "G"

I know. . .It's a thing that happened while you were gone. . .Probably for the best tbh. . . All you need to know is that a person has re-established me as JC. . . ;|
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Jul 17, 2016,
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