Celebrities you thought were dead but it turns out they're still kickin'

#1
Thread title says it all.

Post celebrities who you thought were dead but it turns out they're still alive.

Disclaimer: Posts only current at time of posting.


Apparently Zsa Zsa Gabor is still alive.......

Grace Slick too, who is no longer a babestation
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#3
I keep thinking Bill Murray's dead for some reason

I know he's not
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


Last edited by Trowzaa at Jul 18, 2016,
#4
Quote by Trowzaa
I keep thinking Bill Murray's dead for some reason

I know he's not


bad news for you son
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#7
Buddy Rich.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#8
For some reason I thought Bob Barker had passed years ago but apparently not so


also Keith Richards because lol
Last edited by LifeEchoes at Jul 18, 2016,
#9
Quote by LifeEchoes
For some reason I thought Bob Barker had passed years ago but apparently not so


also Keith Richards because lol

the devil keeps him animated
#10
Gary McDonald
Far more surprisingly, Jerry Lewis

Also Issur Danielovitch, a.k.a. Kirk Douglas
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
Last edited by Pastafarian96 at Jul 18, 2016,
#12
Quote by Pastafarian96
Far more surprisingly, Jerry Lewis


Far far more surprisingly, Jerry Lee Lewis is also still alive
"Rock'n'Roll, music for the neck downwards"
#13
When Keith Richards does die I hope it's something completely mundane. Like tripping up a curb and banging his head or something.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#14
I get more surprised at authors usually because I read stuff they did decades ago and figure they're gone like their peers. Recently I am surprised about Ursula le guin and Sheri Tepper.

also similar thing with Jacques Loussier.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#15
Don Rickles
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

#16
Elvis Presley
Andy Kaufman
Jim Morrison
Paul McCartney
If you have never checked out the Wood Brothers. Do yourself a favor and look them up. Best. Band. Ever.


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#17
Quote by LifeEchoes
Far far more surprisingly, Jerry Lee Lewis is also still alive

Not really, JLL is nearly 10 years younger than JL
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#18
katy perry
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Youre officially uber shit now.

Quote by StewieSwan
3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

Quote by Bladez22
I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#19
Quote by K33nbl4d3
katy perry

i imagine t-swift hitting you with a diss track is sorta like that slight pain you get when your arm is about to fall asleep but you shift your position slightly and it goes away after a few secs




#20
Quote by MinterMan22
i imagine t-swift hitting you with a diss track is sorta like that slight pain you get when your arm is about to fall asleep but you shift your position slightly and it goes away after a few secs
i mean for literally anyone except katy perry sure
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Youre officially uber shit now.

Quote by StewieSwan
3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

Quote by Bladez22
I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#21
conversely: i forget that Dennis Hopper is dead every other year
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#22
When Muhammad Ali died I thought he had been dead for years
___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#24
Betty White

she had that big comeback a while ago for no apparent reason, then got annoying fast and now i'm surprised when i hear she's still alive.
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#26
Quote by JustRooster
Gene Wilder.


This surprised me.
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#28
Quote by sam b
Paul Gascoigne
Gasgoing*
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#29


Jane Birkin



Sophia Loren
'And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

'You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
#31
Quote by jakesmellspoo
conversely: i forget that Dennis Hopper is dead every other year

You should make a mirror thread

Also, Little Richard, I thought that dude died years ago
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#32
Afrika Bambaataa
Hip Hop pioneer.
In the headlines recently for allegedly molesting underage boys
#33
Quote by EyeNon15
Afrika Bambaataa
Hip Hop pioneer.
In the headlines recently for allegedly molesting underage boys

I didn't think he was dead, I just figured he'd faded into obscurity and opened a grocery store or something
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#35
Quote by Trowzaa
When Keith Richards does die I hope it's something completely mundane. Like tripping up a curb and banging his head or something.


When he fell out of that coconut tree in Fiji 10 years ago I thought it would be funny if he went like that.
#36
Quote by JackalUK
Kirk Douglas.

I already said that
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#37


June Lockhart, the Mom on "Lost In Space". She's still kicking at 91
Last edited by BobBastard at Jul 26, 2016,
#38
Olivia De Havilland
The hottest chick in Gone With the Wind(cousin Melanie)
StI'll ticking at age 97
Last edited by EyeNon15 at Jul 26, 2016,