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Examples:

Pushed a nun in a wheelchair, call that Virgin Mobile

Masturbate at home, call that homecoming

Wear a cowboy outfit, call that ranch dressing

etc.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#2
Quote by ErikLensherr
Masturbate at home, call that homecoming


lol!

Cheesed out and leaned out on the tour de France, call me the leaning tower of pizza
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#3
If trees had horses would be single
I'm hella social, call me Christian Mingle
Verses stay crisp like a Pringle
My presence is a present, call me Chris Cringle
Free Ali
#4
"beat that pussy up like emmitt till"

oh wait he actually said that




#7
Brace yourself 'cause this diss is pretty callous
Hold ya bags for you, call me Brian Phallus
Free Ali
#8
Mintmen getting Smoke'd out in MK trying to hit that,
can't touch cuz I'm flawless mint condish bruh go and sig that
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Last edited by Fat Lard at Jul 21, 2016,
#9
I wrote a sick lil wayne guitar solo instead

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Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#12
Wendy's theme

Christian's mum comes cheap, call her a quarter pounder

Smoke weed with an autist, call that a baked potato

All my squad is poultry, call that a chicken club
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#13
Quote by Rossenrot
Bonobo libido
Dick like Devito
Your couch and your bitch
and Wayne in the middle


That was legit pretty good.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#14
Quote by ErikLensherr
Wendy's theme

Christian's mum comes cheap, call her a quarter pounder

Smoke weed with an autist, call that a baked potato

All my squad is poultry, call that a chicken club



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#15
Quote by ErikLensherr
Wendy's theme

Christian's mum comes cheap, call her a quarter pounder

Your mom's hella fat
Half a thousand pounder
Got a half dollar
Pay her then I pound her
Figure like a beach ball
Except a little rounder
Nine months before your birth
Never should've mount her
Free Ali
#16
Fucking in Nevada, call that desert rock,
Playstation zaps me, call that System Shock,
pull out and make her squint,
call her Mrs Spock.
Most of my grindcore inspiration comes from my hard drive.
Last edited by kennykenny at Jul 21, 2016,
#17
Quote by chrismendiola
Your mom's hella fat
Half a thousand pounder
Got a half dollar
Pay her then I pound her
Figure like a beach ball
Except a little rounder
Nine months before your birth
Never should've mount her


-ahem-

I can't talk bad about your mom, she's a wonderful chick
Always generous except when she's taking the dick
Beautiful smile, really warm soul
It's like a ray of sunshine riding my pole
But I don't know her too well despite all I just said
Truth is I hardly ever see her 'cept the back of her head
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#19
Yeah, uh.
I slapped that ass, and she started gyratin'
You call it domestic violence
I call it domestic style-ence
#20
marinate my steak in dirty sprite, call that lean meat
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#21
Puttin qualudes in drinks like cosby
Fucked on lean, makes me code-mean
Screamin like nic cage, not the bees
Shit in her pussy, call that kitty litter
"I don't think the desire to cram a gerbil up your ass is inherently homosexual." - FrauVfromPoB
#23
I never knew Lil Wayne built a career on dad jokes.

EDIT: Chrismen v Eric 'I Don't Like X-Men' Lensherr will surely feature on a future episode of Epic Rap Battles From History.
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

Last edited by RAB11 at Jul 22, 2016,
#26
Quote by sashki
Hatin' cis white males like a bipolar trans-sister


DIS SONGS ON THE RADIO, IT'S TWISTED TRANSISTOR
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#27
put your mom on a blimp call it led zeppelin
fuck your sister sipping lean call it deep purple
#28
Got skin whiter than a Paul Ryan selfie
Out in the sun, man it's not healthy
Tell off mini-RAB, the boy's gotta learn
He just laughs it off, call it sonburn
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#29
Quote by MinterMan22
"beat that pussy up like emmitt till"

oh wait he actually said that


fucking hell

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#30
My shit gets you buzzing so quick, call it a beeline
You got a backseat view that I can really get behind
Give you a necklace when we're done, yeah I know you like that frontline
Making bitches feel pretty like I'm Stephen fucking Sondheim
#31
you find me in da club, i into havin' sex i ain't inta makin' luv
Last edited by fffplol at Jul 22, 2016,
#32
Meh LiI Wayne

He looks like a tattooed rat.
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

Last edited by Evilnine at Jul 22, 2016,
#33
Quote by sashki
Teabag the Pope, call it sack-religious
Quote by imdeth
Impress her so much, call me Subaru
lol
___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#35
heard Jesus was black, call that chocolate sunday

tamir rice on the playground, call that gun play

confessing my sins? call that catholic confession

touching my kids? call that catholic profession
Check out my band Disturbed
#36
Undead attitude, playin with my food
makin like hunger games
I show no shame from my 12 gauge bucket
of human nugget,murderin my appetite,
call me Jeffrey Nomer,
I aint no Hannible
just a low down cannible and a shovel,stealin body parts
from where im able,bringin'em alive and dead to my dinner table
Countin dead body's all day,guess its necronomics
Morgue,Hospitals and churches wherevers more economic

im'a get my fill dont you look at me ill
im'a get my fill dont you look at me ill
as a gravy,,smooth on the way down,coronary on the way out.
#37
making songs for anime fans, call it lolipop
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#38
limp in your wrist, in your loafers light
got a key to the world its my privilege, white
its called, thirty-four-point-five times two
hard as a rock and tight as a jew
#40
Call me King Arthur, make that bitch cumalot
Dick in so much pussy could call me lancelot
See the way that ass move ask her if she dance a lot
Take her back to the crib, Benjamin Button
Last edited by TheChaz at Jul 23, 2016,
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