Poll: Which would you rather have?
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View poll results: Which would you rather have?
Receding hairline.
18 78%
Receding gums.
5 22%
Voters: 23.
#1
Are "vs." threads still against the rules in this new forum?
I don't know.
Also, I don't care.

Which would you rather have:
A receding hairline

OR

Receding gums??

And why?

the horror! the horror!
#2
Also, this seems like shit posting, but I am living with one of these & it sucks; just looking for different perspectives. #newsincerity
#5
I didn't know receding gums was a thing, but you can always close your mouth whereas it's tougher to hide a Frank Black hairline.
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#6
i would rather have a receding hairline, because receding gums sounds like it have medical implications, whereas the hair is just aesthetic so who cares.
#7
just wear a wig
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#8
my favorite body horror film is hellraiser but that's not really pure body horror so i might say the brood instead
i don't know why i feel so dry
#9
Receding hairline. I can just shave my head and start wearing baseball caps.
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#10
lmao we already have a batman vs superman and captain america thread nobody cares.
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#11
I have really bad receding gums and it's better than no hair.

gums can be fixed unlike hair at least if you have money hence me not fixing it yet and sometimes being scared two of my teeth will fall out lol
#12
receding hairline/baldness is inevitable for me really.

doesnt help that i have thin hair to begin with so it always looks like its started when im looking at myself in the bathroom mirror because of the shitty super bright lights that are in just the right position to act like a spotlight for the top of my head.

i dont really care. i just wanna know when it becomes noticable so i can have some self respect and shave my head instead of clinging to it pathetically.

idk much about receding gums. sounds like something ive been told i had by dentists in the past and i fixed it by brushing my teeth and using mouthwash.
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#14
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Receding hairline. I can just shave my head and start wearing baseball caps.
If you're bald you can't wear hats cause then everybody will think you're ashamed of being bald

You gotta rock it
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#16
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Receding hairline I'd just shave it all off grow a beard and then join a hardcore band

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#19
I thought this thread was going to be about films by David Cronenberg and John Carpenter.

Anyway, receding hairline because I wear a hat most of the time anyway.
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#20
to be fair like you could probably fix the gums stuff too i don't think john frusciante has any of his original teeth left
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#22
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#24
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my favorite body horror film is hellraiser but that's not really pure body horror so i might say the brood instead


Hellraiser is incredible. One of my favourite horror films of all time.
#25
I saw Re-Animator recently.

The best part was the closed captions in the scene where the reanimated cat attacks the mad scientist guy.
#27
Hairline. I already have to wear a wig for the rest of my life just because of how shitty my hair looks and I'm not even balding
#29
Balding hairline 'cause I'd probably look alright with a shaved head, whereas a receding gumline seems like a dental/oral health issue as much as an aesthetic one.
#32
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If you're bald you can't wear hats cause then everybody will think you're ashamed of being bald

You gotta rock it


What if I wore hats before I shaved my head
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#33
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What if I wore hats before I shaved my head
are you just never gonna meet another stranger again
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#34
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are you just never gonna meet another stranger again


Those strangers will never have known me not to wear a hat though

They'll just assume that I always did that even when I had hair
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#36
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Those strangers will never have known me not to wear a hat though

They'll just assume that I always did that even when I had hair

No they won't, I know I wouldn't
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