#1
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#2
Brb, eating bulk red meat
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#3
omw
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#9
Let's evaluate the situation here...

This is now in my browser history. I need to go to the store now. I could get hit by a car on the way there. This would still be in my browser history.
I think I might have to delete my browser history and go to the store now.
#10
this guy was on tosh.0 like a year ago and the whole thing was slightly disturbing.
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