#1



So I got this like hole in my pointer finger on my fretting hand that's been there for years. Loooooong time ago I played on a really really old set of strings on some piece of shit guitar and a small piece of metal from one of the strings wedged in my finger and I didn't even know. It healed up and I played on it for forever, and years later it just came back out and left a hole in my finger that doesn't really heal up. If I play an expert piece over and over for hours to where my fingers would be sore, it hurts way before anything else and gives me sharp pains if i press it against the strings just right. Jw if anyone knows how I can get rid of this? lol.
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#2
needs amputating

sorry friend
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#3
Amputation is your only option. Otherwise, the hole will get bigger and bigger and slowly kill you.

Edit: Martin Jol is the man you need to amputate it
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Last edited by JackSaints at Jul 28, 2016,
#5
You can't JUST amputate the finger. You're going to have to remove your entire arm. Sorry bud, no more guitar.
#6
I read a few months back about a new type of (fatal) cancer found in Ecuador (but spreading across the world - where are you?) which eats away at flesh, typically leaving holes like the one you showed and described. Get to a doctor asap, or else RIP

EDIT: This was a joke btw before someone gets pissy

OP don't worry, it's probably a non-fatal cancer
Last edited by sam b at Jul 28, 2016,
#7
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#8
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#11
exacto knife and peel the skin up a little at a time with the point. then soak it in cider

if it hurts still, I doubt its all out. I see color. I would dig more
Last edited by mattedbird at Jul 28, 2016,
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#14
see a doctor


edit: oh lol american.
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#15
SynZoxre13 The black hole is nothing to worry about. But i would check the red circle around the black hole at the doctors if I were you!!
Last edited by IvyRock at Jul 28, 2016,
#16
i'm not a doctor but it looks and sounds a lot like a plantar wart.
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#17
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i'm not a doctor but it looks and sounds a lot like a plantar wart.


get out of here you don't know what his finger sounds like
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#18
it's saying "ouchie. take me to a doctor pls."

you're just not listening hard enough.
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#19
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#22
From the picture it doesn't look very deep. If that's the case I'd probably get a sewing needle and/or exacto knife, maybe some tweezers, sterilize everything with rubbing alcohol, and try to get it out, then pour some rubbing alcohol on it (feel the burn!). If it's not very deep it shouldn't hurt too bad and should heal pretty quickly.

Not recommending that you do it, just saying that that's probably what I would do.
#23
Formally register as part-guitar part-human and turn yourself over to the government for testing.
#24
Looks like a severe case of the butt cancer. I'm sorry, but you only have a few days left to live.
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#25
Looks like a severe case of the gay
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#28
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From the picture it doesn't look very deep. If that's the case I'd probably get a sewing needle and/or exacto knife, maybe some tweezers, sterilize everything with rubbing alcohol, and try to get it out, then pour some rubbing alcohol on it (feel the burn!). If it's not very deep it shouldn't hurt too bad and should heal pretty quickly.

Not recommending that you do it, just saying that that's probably what I would do.


This is a solid plan if you're insisting on doing it yourself op

Maybe soak your finger first so the skin is softer and easier to cut through
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#30
shit son that's a Darksign

sorry mate
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#31
Two or three leeches on your dick is the only solution.
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#34
I can't say for certain but from the looks of it you are allergic to Doctors. The pit is probably not the best place to get medical advice.

Although there have been some damn good suggestions.
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#37
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+1 To amputation

If not it's gonna end up like this:



Holy crap those fingers look like they have the Great Pit of Karkoon on them.
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#38
Accidentally read the title as "little finger in my hole" and I was very perplexed
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#39
i dont think it's your finger that's the problem OP, i think what you need is a new amp
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#40
ok we definitely need that dislike button for gonzaw's post.
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