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Luke Aikans, a professional skydiver who performed stunts for films such as “Iron Man 3,” will jump out of a plane from 25,000 feet Saturday. He is the first person to attempt to land safely on a net.

He’s made 18,000 parachute jumps, helped train some of the world’s most elite skydivers, done some of the stunts for “Ironman 3.” But the plunge Luke Aikins knows he’ll be remembered for is the one he’s making without a parachute. Or a wingsuit.

Or anything, really, other than the clothes he’ll be wearing when he jumps out of an airplane at 25,000 feet this weekend, attempting to become the first person to land safely on the ground in a net.


http://www.fgtnews.com/random/skydiving-stunt-to-attempt-jump-without-a-parachute-or-wingsuit-on-heaven-sent/

He's actually gunna die
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nice thats epic




#3
Yep deadskies
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WOW, HOW VERY VERY CRAZY. I PUT A CURSE UPON (sseargeant) LE STERN ASSRAEG ANAGRAM FOR MAKING SUCH A CRAZY THREAD, YET HAVING ABSOLUTELY NO COMMON DECENCY TO MAKE THIS POST IN MY MADNESS THREAD
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#5
with a wife and kid hes an idiot for even attempting it
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The landing target, which has been described as similar to a fishing trawler net, has been tested repeatedly using dummies.

One of those 200-pound (91-kilogram) dummies didn’t bounce out. It crashed right through.


And those 200 lb dummies didn't have Luke's 200 lb balls either.
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It's like the scene in Dark Knight Rises where Bane puts that crazy-actor in the jail cell, and then he finally nails the coming-out-of-the-Pit without a rope. Big guy moves, for you.
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#8
Good that he's attempting to land safely instead of dangerously
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#9
Falling onto a net at 120 MPH?
All I can think of when I hear that is one of these things you use to make french fries:


#10
Yeah I can see his skin tearing or something. Or whiplash. Just bad things in general happening.
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Falling onto a net at 120 MPH?
All I can think of when I hear that is one of these things you use to make french fries:




smh @ this archaic tech:

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#12
Hope he doesn't die
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#13
Be funny if he survives and then other people try to copy him and die
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he's going to end up looking like op's mum in fishnet stockings
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Did you edit that in? Because I'm on mobile and don't get ads.

Edit: Wait, I know why. Because contributors go add free. I forgot.
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#20
That sounds like a terrible terrible idea. Good luck to him.
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#25
i hope you get equally upset irl every time ^
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smh @ this archaic tech:


holy moly!




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Ah you only meant to use that homophobic slur as a joke.


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#28
He did it

And he lived

And people are going to copy him and die!

I called it.
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#31
I too read fgt news to keep up to date on OP.

Also that's pretty insane/cool.
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#33
If you're like me and can't wait to see the finish, or for it to get started, they jump at like 0:35~ and his diving team pull their parachutes at like 2:25~
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#35
In the video they said he had to land on his back... is there something bad about landing on his front?
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#36
net face I'd imagine

Plus you body is much worse at bending into a u shape when he hits that net with your front on the bottom
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In the video they said he had to land on his back... is there something bad about landing on his front?
probably so the force of the impact doesnt try to make his spine bend in a direction its not supposed to go.
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In the video they said he had to land on his back... is there something bad about landing on his front?


Probably don't want to run the risk of his gigantic brass cojones inadvertently splitting the earth's crust.
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Yeah it's boring to not say homophobic shit
Yea, I don't really understand that either

Like calling people gay is a popular party game or something
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