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#1
Inspired by the dude at work I made so mad today that he gave me the silent treatment, wouldn't look at me when I walked by, and was telling people he wanted to fight me in the parking lot. It was actually amazing. All because I had the section leader talk to him because he unloaded two trailers, put not of the parts up, they were just sitting in the forklift aisle, and the parts were blocking all 3 of the trailer doors I'm responsible for.

So when have you been the one pissing people off instead of complaining about the little shit other people do to you for once?
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#2
Bout an hour ago, with my wife.

Probably about due to piss her off again but the fun part is not knowing what it'll be next!
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#3
People online lmao.

Specifically in Overwatch playing as Bastion.
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#5
A month or two back I referred to hard Corbyn supporters as "dreaming socialists" when chatting with a shopkeeper (they had no customers at the time) and heard "I'm a dreaming socialist!" behind me. It was one of the cashiers. She referred to the tories as "evil" and for some reason I immediately said "that's not a meaningful word" with the sense of appropriateness that only Prince Phillip could out-gaffe. She hung around for a minute or two and then went to do something else. I chatted with the original dude for a minute or two and left.

I think it was the shop setting that threw me. Still feel a bit off about it

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#6
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I'm nice in games though
I don't even use my mic and I sill get angry messages.
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#7
When I was on holidays and some stupid kid struck up a conversation with me about how he though the moon landing was fake, Titanic sinking was fake, that Tesla was a genius but he didn't believe in scientists....when I pointed out some obvious flaws in his logic he got super mad.

Little shit deserved it too.
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#9
My wife on a regular basis.
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#10
My little brother every day. He's really into not wanting to be happy with me ever. I have to treat him like a little kid but it's annoying to talk to him like I'm trying to keep a bomb from exploding.
#11
i pissed off the bus driver today.

there's this spot in a non-busy area i sometimes get off at. one day he offered to let me off on the main road (without me asking or anything) instead of turning and letting me off down the street (saves me an additional 400 ft or so of walking )

today i went to get off at the unofficial spot cause i figured he prefered doing that but he snapped and said that this isnt an actual stop and that i cant do it anymore. which is fine but now i feel like a prick. :/
#13
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My little brother every day. He's really into not wanting to be happy with me ever. I have to treat him like a little kid but it's annoying to talk to him like I'm trying to keep a bomb from exploding.

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#14
My wife. She's decided that I must be planning to cheat on her. I wish I'd gotten the memo.
#15
maybe i'm just completely oblivious but i can't remember the last time i pissed someone off
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My cat. I had to move her off my bed because I needed to sleep and she always wakes me up in the night. She didn't want to move and got really, really pissy and scratched me
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#18
I'm going to go with internet people because I can't really think of anybody else I've pissed off really
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#20
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That's easy to do tbf
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#21
OP's mom.

EDIT: Oh, my b, I thought you were asking about who I pissed on.
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#23
At least one person in the family on a daily basis. I am seriously considering taking upon vows of silence so I can avoid any conflict, but then that would likely lead to pissing them off.
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#24
Nobody

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#26
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lmao he gave you the silent treatment? damn so middle school

anyway I'm probably never going to talk to my old roommate again, nbd
Yea, he gets really irritated if somebody isn't constantly helping him too, even though we all have to stay until everybody is done so it's not like he'd get left or something

It's always fun working with people fresh out of high school
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#28
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#29
idk, probably the last person who wanted to do 70 down the main road i take to get to the grocery store when he/she got on my ass and i slowed down to just barely doing the speed limit.
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#30
Just move your slow ass out of the way you passive agressive scum fuck
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#31
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Just move your slow ass out of the way you passive agressive scum fuck
the speed limit is 45/50.

suck it.
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#32
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the speed limit is 45/50.

suck it.


The speed limit is a suggestion. Being a granny behind the wheel is an affliction
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#33
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The speed limit is a suggestion. Being a granny behind the wheel is an affliction


afaik, more than 10 over the speed limit can get you a speeding ticket if a cop wants to be a dick.

i stick to between 5 over and just under 10 over.

i can't afford a ticket.

unless you're on the way to the hospital for an emergency, slow the fuck down.

and suck it.
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#34
My cousin slapped me for talking about speed limits mathematically...

Well, if the speed limit is 70, going from 75 to 73 is approaching the speed limit

But anywhere 20+ mph over is a criminal offense.
#36
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afaik, more than 10 over the speed limit can get you a speeding ticket if a cop wants to be a dick.

i stick to between 5 over and just under 10 over.

i can't afford a ticket.

unless you're on the way to the hospital for an emergency, slow the fuck down.

and suck it.



Afaik you can only get a speeding ticket if they catch you which wont happen if you dont drive like a granny behind the wheel.

I stick between getting the ASAP and getting there now

I can

The emergency is im tryna get to work to make money while your slow ass contemplates if you should have a sandwich or salad for lunch.

You seem to really want me to suck it. Anything else you wanna share? This is a no judgement circle
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#37
i pissed off hatebreeder.
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#38
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i pissed off hatebreeder.


Can verify. I was there


PS I dont even drive
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#39
you should match speed to conditions
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#40
well the conditions here are largely open stretches of county road in a rural area with quite a few windy spots.

these roads are lined with mailboxes right at the edge of the street.

there are also a lot of deer.

only spot i legit speed in is down/up this one windy hill (mountain) because the posted speed limit is 30 and that's just fucking ridiculous either going down and having to apply a ton of pressure to the brakes the whole time, or going up because slow plus steep incline makes me feel like the car is just gonna die and start rolling backwards.

also i don't care if you think i'm driving slow. the moment you start tailgating me or shining your highbeams through my back window so i can barely see and risk me getting into an accident, you can fuck right off.
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