Poll: would you hit someone in a wheelchair?
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View poll results: would you hit someone in a wheelchair?
yes
7 21%
no
3 9%
yes
0 0%
no
0 0%
yes
0 0%
no
2 6%
yes
2 6%
no
0 0%
yes
0 0%
no
5 15%
yes
4 12%
no
2 6%
yes
7 21%
no
2 6%
Voters: 34.
#1
I would


Always taking up space and crying about ramps and stuff


it's like get up and walk you lazy goon
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#3
The real question is would they hit me back if they thought I was paralyzed
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#4
I'd cut their brakes and roll em down a hill.
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#5
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#6
only if they are also deaf and blind
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#7
i hit my dad all the time.

it's hard to fight back when you can't catch me.
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#8
Yes. And if they happened to be wearing glasses, I'd hit them twice.
I have nothing important to say
#9
jake used stand on stairs

it's super effective

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#14
If I was being attacked by the wheelchair person then sure.
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#16
If they were being a dick otherwise
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#18
rt my mom was dropping me off for a concert once when I was like 15-16 and this wheelchair lady rolls up and is like "can I have some money?" my mom tells her no and she goes "well fuck you, you stingy bitch"


i'll never forget it
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#19
I would put OP IN a wheelchair.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#20
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I would put OP IN a wheelchair.



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#21
I would fuck a wheelchair.

Edit: with my dick.
Last edited by wafflesyrup at Aug 2, 2016,
#22
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I would fuck a wheelchair.

Edit: with my dick.

I feel like you read "Would you hit someone in a wheelchair?" and "Would you date a blind girl/deaf girl/girl in a wheelchair?" thread titles and just thought "Yeah I'd fuck a wheelchair." which is really the question we're all asking.

Appreciate the honesty
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#23
Have they done something that would warrant it? A broken nose is a broken nose; how one moves about has nothing to do with it.

Generally speaking, I would rather not, however.
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#25
I have never hit anyone, so yes! I would hit him/her.
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#26
no i'd flick one of their ears then go up some stairs and laugh at them


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#28
Only if it was some asshole who stole it and I saw and he was able-bodied.
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#29
I had a boss that was in a wheelchair.
His own damn fault drunk driving.
He was a total asshole.
Stole my ideas and claimed them as his own.

I would kick him in the face.

His wife hit on me.
I took her up on that.
Yeah, I fucked his wife.
She was horny cause his junk didn't work.

Any that don't approve, fuck off.
If you knew him like I knew him, you would have fucked her too.
She wasn't bad looking, decent looking for a skeleton anyways.
Last edited by CodeMonk at Aug 2, 2016,
#30
Quote by CodeMonk
I had a boss that was in a wheelchair.
His own damn fault drunk driving.
He was a total asshole.
Stole my ideas and claimed them as his own.

I would kick him in the face.

His wife hit on me.
I took her up on that.
Yeah, I fucked his wife.
She was horny cause his junk didn't work.

Any that don't approve, fuck off.
If you knew him like I knew him, you would have fucked her too.
She wasn't bad looking, decent looking for a skeleton anyways.
This is great.
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#31
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This is great.


Shit, she was hitting on me at the company Christmas party.
And my wife was there. (Our wives worked at the same company together)
My wife kept bugging me to dance with her cause her husband couldn't.
Thats was a really awkward night.
But "our" special night took place a few years later.
#32
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I had a boss that was in a wheelchair.
His own damn fault drunk driving.
He was a total asshole.
Stole my ideas and claimed them as his own.

I would kick him in the face.

His wife hit on me.
I took her up on that.
Yeah, I fucked his wife.
She was horny cause his junk didn't work.

Any that don't approve, fuck off.
If you knew him like I knew him, you would have fucked her too.
She wasn't bad looking, decent looking for a skeleton anyways.


Magical.
Last edited by JustRooster at Aug 2, 2016,
#33
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Magical.


It gets better, or rather...annoying as all fuck.
His wife and my wife worked together. (I was separated from my wife when I banged my bosses' (ex actually))
They sat next to each other at work, best friends and all that shit.
This woman was totally sexually frustrated.
My wife told me she wouldn't shut up about how frustrated she was.
I know cause I got to hear it from my wife almost every damn day after work.
Drove me fucking nuts actually.
Yeah, I figured his junk didn't work but I don't really need to hear that my boss is incapable of getting his wife off all the fucking time.
#35
When i growup i wanna be like codemonk. You're my hero dude
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#36
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OK, I'm gonna give you guys a bonus here.
Didn't involve me at all though

As I said before. My wife worked next to his wife, my boss's wife, (different company BTW, although I did work at that same company at one time).
She always talked, mostly about her sex life, or lack there of.
Keep in mind, I'm hearing this third hand because she told all this shit to my wife.
Well, she, my boss's wife, thought "Lets try oral then".
So what did they do?
She sat on his face of course.
I mean really sat on his face.
He couldn't breath and he started freaking out.
I'm guessing that's the last time they tried oral, at least that way.

Oh god, I'm probably not gonna get any sleep tonight after visualizing that happening.
I halfway between laughing my ass off and "god no, please don't tell me anymore, please".
Christ, I've been to their house for barbecues and parties several times.


I don't regret what I did, I wasn't with my wife anymore when we "DID IT", but the fact that my wife told me all these intimate details about one of her co-workers sex life, who was the wife of my boss. That's just to much.

I'm thinking my ex-wife was really bad at choosing friends. At lest 3 of them hit on me, while I was still married.
Last edited by CodeMonk at Aug 3, 2016,
#37
Depends how far I was pushed.
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