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#1
Blind no, deaf yes, wheelchair maybe.
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#3
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What about a blind, deaf girl in a wheelchair?


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#5
is
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#6
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is
she fit
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#7
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#8
No.

Because I'm married.
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#9
what about a mute woman?

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#10
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what about a mute woman?



Put a ring on it amirite fellas
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#11
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it actually hurts to watch the end of this episode




#12
blind, nah
deaf, nah
wheelchair, nah

who would wanna get into a relationship with a cripple?
what's the point?

you can't even take a chick to a concert if she's deaf
can't go to the movies if she's blind
literally can't go anywhere fun if she's in a wheelchair

meh
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#13
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blind, nah
deaf, nah
wheelchair, nah

who would wanna get into a relationship with a cripple?
what's the point?

you can't even take a chick to a concert if she's deaf
can't go to the movies if she's blind
literally can't go anywhere fun if she's in a wheelchair

meh

epic nice woah
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#14
Yes, yes, and yes. I'd date anyone that I liked. I suspect her being blind would be a plus for her.
#15
Yes to all 3, as long as they were hot

And yes to a mute

I'm sad and lonely, so even a cripple will do
I have nothing important to say
#16
it's almost as if people don't fall in love with others for who they are but rather what they can do with them ~~




#17
the only one i'd really see myself having much of an issue with is a blind girl just because i'm incredibly uncomfortable with people being in my personal space, so the whole touching my face thing would probably give me heart attack.

inb4 someone compares me to Ralph Fiennes in Red Dragon.
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#18
wtf I hate handicapped ppl now?

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#19
Probably not if I'm absolutely honest given what I'm interested as a whole. I like to draw and paint a lot, so dating a blind person is kind of well, I can't share what I'm really into, the same applies for music and dating a deaf person. I also like to exercise a lot and go for long walks, so that kind of rules of the wheelchair.

If I was with someone and married and then something happened, well that'd be different. But to actively 'pursue' (ugh I'm sorry, it's late, I can't think of a better word) a person with the above given my own interests, I probably wouldn't unless I ended up chatting to them and thought they were just the most amazing person ever.
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#20
Mute woman = perfect woman.

(waiting with bated breath for hateful responses)
#21
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it's almost as if people don't fall in love with others for who they are but rather what they can do with them ~~



so in lightened woah
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#23
Blind or deaf, I would if she was a stunner. My parents are deaf so I know sign language.
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#24
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I find deaf girls really attractive for some reason


I do as well, namely because it means that they're more likely to be dependent on me to help them with things. Maybe you're the same.
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#25
Yes, if they mattered to me.
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#27
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blind, nah
deaf, nah
wheelchair, nah

who would wanna get into a relationship with a cripple?
what's the point?

you can't even take a chick to a concert if she's deaf
can't go to the movies if she's blind
literally can't go anywhere fun if she's in a wheelchair

meh


blind can go concert
deaf can go caption shows of films (going cinema is kinda shit date anywayyy)
wheelchair you can just ditch the chair and carry her on your back. free lifts innit. but pretty much everywhere is wheelchair accessible unless you live in some trash place.
O.K.

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#28
Going to the movies is a shit date. I don't know why it's so popularized.

I know, let's get to know each other by sitting next to each for 90 minutes looking straight forward!
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#29
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Going to the movies is a shit date. I don't know why it's so popularized.

I know, let's get to know each other by sitting next to each for 90 minutes looking straight forward!
the idea is, at least for me, that you already know each other well enough that the movie should be something you'll both like.

it's also dinner and a movie right.

that's why the last girl i went to the movies with, i made it clear that it wasn't a date by saying goodbye and walking to my car after the movie was over.

also i'm a dick.
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#30
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I do as well, namely because it means that they're more likely to be dependent on me to help them with things. Maybe you're the same.


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#31
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the idea is, at least for me, that you already know each other well enough that the movie should be something you'll both like.

it's also dinner and a movie right.

that's why the last girl i went to the movies with, i made it clear that it wasn't a date by saying goodbye and walking to my car after the movie was over.

also i'm a dick.


what
a
tease

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#32
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what
a
tease
teehee

that girl's been after me for a long time now, but she's really immature.

i've also gone over to her house when her parents weren't home, hung out for a bit and left.
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#34
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teehee

that girl's been after me for a long time now, but she's really immature.

i've also gone over to her house when her parents weren't home, hung out for a bit and left.


hung
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#35
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hung
out
nothing happened i swear.

i'm saving myself for marriage.

a priest did one of those ceremonies for me that made me a virgin again.
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#36
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Mute woman = perfect woman.

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I would date a mute woman too.
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#37
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People have preferences.
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#38
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the idea is, at least for me, that you already know each other well enough that the movie should be something you'll both like.

it's also dinner and a movie right.

that's why the last girl i went to the movies with, i made it clear that it wasn't a date by saying goodbye and walking to my car after the movie was over.

also i'm a dick.


I think just dinner is the only way to go, that way you're not spending a copious amount of time together for a date. I'm assuming this is like, one of the first dates you've been on. Because, to me at least, a movie isn't really a date anymore when you've been going out for some time. It's more just like, 'shall we the pass the time some other way than just watching tv?'

Lol didn't even give her a ride home. What a jerk
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#39
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Going to the movies is a shit date. I don't know why it's so popularized.

I know, let's get to know each other by sitting next to each for 90 minutes looking straight forward!


bruh you're not supposed to watch the movie smh
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#40
Quote by Anthony1991
I think just dinner is the only way to go, that way you're not spending a copious amount of time together for a date. I'm assuming this is like, one of the first dates you've been on. Because, to me at least, a movie isn't really a date anymore when you've been going out for some time. It's more just like, 'shall we the pass the time some other way than just watching tv?'

Lol didn't even give her a ride home. What a jerk


what made you think it was my first date?

just dinner is lame as fuck. i like to at least know the girl well enough that we can go to some kind of event or something that we both might enjoy. waiting until you're both obligated to sit and talk at an agreed time over food is just a backwards way of getting to know someone as far as i'm concerned.

also she drove herself there.
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