Poll: would you hit on someone in a wheelchair
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View poll results: would you hit on someone in a wheelchair
yes
5 42%
no
0 0%
yes
1 8%
no
0 0%
yes
0 0%
no
1 8%
yes
0 0%
no
0 0%
yes
1 8%
no
1 8%
yes
1 8%
no
2 17%
yes
0 0%
no
0 0%
Voters: 12.
#1
I don't think I would.

They would constantly make me contemplate the ephemeral state of our existence and stuff

It's like why did you get so unlucky in this lottery of life
#3
No. I'm a real stand up guy.
Check out my band Disturbed
#4
Blind, yes.
Deaf, maybe if I didn't have to learn sign language to communicate with her.
Disabled, I'm not sure. You'd have to make just as much of a life adjustment as they do if you'd want a life together.
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I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#5
Quote by K'Nuckles
Yeah why not. Size doesn't matter if you can't feel it at all ha ha ha


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flawless logic brb wheelchair store
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#6
At first I thought the question was if we would hit someone in a wheel chair.

Then I realized the question is actually if we would hit ON someone in a wheel chair.

Knowing this changes things.

But then again not really cause I'm ending this post short of an answer. Blam.
#8
was the pit always like this
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#10
I actually once met up with a chick in a wheelchair from tinder....I forgot to bring protection so we didn't go the whole way, but we fooled around a heap.

It was decent
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#11
Imagine being in a wheelchair, fooling around with a chick, and then later finding out she wasn't actually fooling around, but just thought you kept falling out of the wheelchair.
#12
^ wat?
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#13
I'm sorry, when I'm bored my mind does strange things. I was just thinking of a scenario where a guy in a wheelchair thinks he's fooling around, while the girl thinks she's helping the guy not fall out of his wheelchair

I know, I know...
Last edited by ultimate-slash at Aug 3, 2016,
#14
Ohhh right.....

I feel like if I was in a wheelchair, pretending to fall out in front of qt's would be a great way to cop a feel
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#16
"Oh god, I'm so sorry, but I needed something to grab hold of to stop my fall and your breasts were the closest thing!"
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#17
"I'm so sorry I was falling and sticking my mighty powerful penis in your vagina seemed the safest way of stopping myself"
I have nothing important to say
#18
Quote by JackSaints
"I'm so sorry I was falling and sticking my mighty powerful penis in your vagina seemed the safest way of stopping myself"

"Gosh, how did it end up in there? I'm so sorry, I can;t feel anything down there, and it just has a mind of it's own!"
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#19
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Blind, yes.
Deaf, maybe if I didn't have to learn sign language to communicate with her.
Disabled, I'm not sure. You'd have to make just as much of a life adjustment as they do if you'd want a life together.

Might be time for you to get checked for blindness.
Free Ali
#20
Quote by i_lovemetallica
"Oh god, I'm so sorry, but I needed something to grab hold of to stop my fall and your breasts were the closest thing!"
flashbacks to middle school when i tripped and ending up landing hands first on this girls boobs.

punched square in the nose.
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#21
Oh man, reminds me of that time I was walking around this shop that sold chains and whips and cages and whatnot (you know, for pest control) and just as I was yawning, I slipped and fell. What do you know, a guy was changing pants and his penis was exactly where my mouth landed.

Some guy caught it all on tape, and now the vid is on some site with funny home videos. I'd share the link, but I'm afraid the site also contains quite a lot of porn.
Last edited by ultimate-slash at Aug 3, 2016,
#23
wanting to share your homemade gay porn like

Quote by ultimate-slash
Oh man, reminds me of that time I was walking around this shop that sold chains and whips and cages and whatnot (you know, for pest control) and just as I was yawning, I slipped and fell. What do you know, a guy was changing pants and his penis was exactly where my mouth landed.

Some guy caught it all on tape, and now the vid is on some site with funny home videos. I'd share the link, but I'm afraid the site also contains quite a lot of porn.
#24
joke rinsed out.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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