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I just saw a bug on my wall that I've never seen before. It was some kind of monster bug. It had about a million legs, a billion little feelers, and when I poked it with the longest piece of paper I could find, it moved about a trillion miles an hour. I looked at it for like 10 minutes before I finally corralled enough cojones to kill it. To accomplish this task, I got a heavy box shaped thing, wrapped toilet paper around it, and pressed my body weight into against the wall. And to top it all off, its little corpse fell off the toilet paper and onto the floor when I tried to dump it into the trash can.

Please console me.
#2
You killed an innocent life today you son of a bush I hope you drown in bugs.
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#4
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You killed an innocent life today you son of a bush I hope you drown in bugs.

Yeah, but it was just a bug's life and that wasn't even a good movie.
#5
My stepdad killed a rat with a cinder block the other day

get on his level bitch
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#6
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Yeah, but it was just a bug's life and that wasn't even a good movie.
#Bug'sLifeMatters
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#8
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#Bug'sLifeMatters

cant even begin to explain the problematicism of this post

ugh
#9
That one cockroach story from Creepshow comes to mind...they're coming back buddy, coming back in hordes
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#10
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#11
What you described sounds exactly like a Peruvian Stink. When threatened it will shed its shell as a distraction and escape. In your case it probably bored into the box. Typically the stink will then return to kill it's assailant while it sleeps and retrieve its shell.
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#12
It's a common house centipede you bitch, I have like a fucking million of them in the basement I rent. I have taken to springing off of my bed like a ninja, merely to lightly tap them with a steel toe boot so as not to crush my walls in my efforts to destroy them.

In all seriousness I feel your pain...

You're not a bitch


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#13
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#14
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I didn't mean it centipedes are the definition of creepy crawly he's not a bitch


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#15
That sounds awful

It's also the reason why I keep spiders in my room/ house, eat all the nastier bugs
#16
i saw somethin like that in my bathroom oncei just kinda ran away and didnt deal with it at all
this house is bitchin
#17
Why not just get a cup and paper and remove it

Only kill bugs that want to be shitheads. Eg clothes moths that eat holes on your wool growing up and then have the audacity to fly around your face and tv when big.
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#18
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Why not just get a cup and paper and remove it

Only kill bugs that want to be shitheads. Eg clothes moths that eat holes on your wool growing up and then have the audacity to fly around your face and tv when big.

That seems a little racist, I mean a spider has as much right as a cloths moth.

I kill anything I find in my house that's smaller than a rat. equally
#20
That just means it's mate will come after you seeking vengeance
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#21
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That seems a little racist, I mean a spider has as much right as a cloths moth.

I kill anything I find in my house that's smaller than a rat. equally


a spider doesn't directly mess with my stuff.
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#22
was it a house centipede

they look like they came from hell
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


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#23
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That sounds awful

It's also the reason why I keep spiders in my room/ house, eat all the nastier bugs


#24
Ugh I found a bunch of cockroaches in my kitchen yesterday. They laid eggs in a container of rice and there were all these little roach grubs squirming around in there. I can't wait for the exterminator to get here.

I feel bad about killing them because they're just trying to get food like everyone else and they don't mean to hurt me but I feel itchy whenever I look at bugs like that and it was v traumatizing I could barely go in my kitchen to make tea this morning.

What's funny is that I've only ever seen the giant flying cockroaches that are like 2 inches long so when I saw these things I thought they were beetles or something. I guess the roaches here are just smaller (WHICH I AM OK WITH U ROCK DONT CHANGE)
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#25
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#26
there was a teeny spider in my bathroom!

EDIT: I washed it down the sink, thinking 'problem solved!', and it crawled it's way back up fuck lol
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#27
Sounds like a Silverfish.

They look scary as hell but they're harmless.
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#29
There's a username I haven't seen in a while


But yeah, 100 percent a silverfish. We have those bastards too and one time I'm pretty sure I saw one that was probably thicker than 2 of my fingers put together. They move fast too so if you want to squish em you gotta act fast.
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#30
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Sounds like a Silverfish.

They look scary as hell but they're harmless.


Silverfish sounds like a band name amirite?
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#31
Maybe its because I'm from the Caribbean...but why the fuck are y'all so scared of bugs for?
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#33
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But yeah, 100 percent a silverfish. We have those bastards too and one time I'm pretty sure I saw one that was probably thicker than 2 of my fingers put together. They move fast too so if you want to squish em you gotta act fast.
No wonder you have guns ?In the uk our silverfish are kinda cute with little wiggly tails that like cola
#35
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My stepdad killed a rat with a cinder block the other day

get on his level bitch


my mom killed a rat with her foot
my dad killed an opossum with his bare hands

ur step dad is a lil bitch

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#36
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I just saw a bug on my wall that I've never seen before. It was some kind of monster bug. It had about a million legs, a billion little feelers, and when I poked it with the longest piece of paper I could find, it moved about a trillion miles an hour. I looked at it for like 10 minutes before I finally corralled enough cojones to kill it. To accomplish this task, I got a heavy box shaped thing, wrapped toilet paper around it, and pressed my body weight into against the wall. And to top it all off, its little corpse fell off the toilet paper and onto the floor when I tried to dump it into the trash can.

Please console me.
you mean a box?
#37
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That sounds awful

It's also the reason why I keep spiders in my room/ house, eat all the nastier bugs


Yeah but but but you use nasty bugs to kill nasty bugs. Doesn't it defeat the purpose of killing nasty bugs?


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#38
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Yeah but but but you use nasty bugs to kill nasty bugs. Doesn't it defeat the purpose of killing nasty bugs?




I only allow smaller more chill spiders, big ones have to go. I catch them in a glass and chuck them outside which is what I try to do with all bugs. I had a silverfish once, squished that fucker cos it was gross af and too fast to catch properly

Imo spiders aren't as gross as other bugs, and they eat the grosser stuff, so I'll put up with their grossness as long as they keep the more gross things away
#39
I don't know what kind of bug it was. I guess it was kind of house centipedeish, but it was black and wasn't very big.

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you mean a box?

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