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#1
I don't. They're hyper, they're annoying, and their parents never control them.


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#2
I know a few kids that are mellow and dope because their parents are chill and tight
#3
I wish I did
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#4
yes/no

mostly no because parents let their shitty little kids do whatever they want.

sometimes theyre entertaining tho.
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#5
from 0-3 they're fine, as soon as they hit 4 they turn into absolute pests
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everything that you've come to expect


#8
idk...I guess I am indifferent to them. Or at least deeply ambivalent.
I spent some time this past year subbing at elementary & middle schools, which had its ups & downs, but I didn't come away from it with the unequivocal feeling that I dislike kids, but I also definitely don't like them enough to dedicating my life to being around them.
#10
I don't like kids at all. When I have to be around them it's so fuckin mentally draining. No kids fo sho.

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#13
yeah why not most of them are chill. ofc you got those little turds named griffin or whatever that specialize in class-a shit disturbing but you could say the same for any age group of humans really.




#14
eh
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#15


how could u not
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#16
Only if they're cute and not gross. And most boys are gross tbh. If I ever have to have one I'd rather it be a girl.

A lot of kids seem to like staring at me though.
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#17
I'm not the biggest fan of kids, but they all really like me. Maybe it's because I'm funny looking
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#18
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#19
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Only if they're cute and not gross. And most boys are gross tbh. If I ever have to have one I'd rather it be a girl.

That reminds me of that time Louis CK talked about cleaning feces out of his daughter's vagina.
#21
Nvm I don't want kids.
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#22
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hey me too.

i tend to have strangers' small children walk up to me and wanna be friends.

i dont really get it.
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#23
jakesmellspooI don't get it at all. It does help whenever I have to babysit but I try to keep out of those situations
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#26
my neighbor's kid at my previous apartment is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too friendly

one time he saw my dog peeking through the window and he knocked on my door and asked me "wat dat"

they have a dog so idk why he was so confused lol
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#28
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Aren't you in like 10th grade, see this is what I'm talking about where are your parents.
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#30
ehbacon will forever be UG's 12 year old


the only thing he should ever be allowed to post is "im 12 and what is this"
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#31
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Nah, you don't work at the children's shelter like my mom does. Idk if that's a national name, but it's pretty much what it sounds like. They take care of abused and abandoned children. She's working there right now, in fact.

Idk what stories you hear, but I can guarantee you they don't give as much insight as her's does. If they did, you'd probably rage off the face of the Earth tbh.

Edit: The other times when it's not abuse it's just heartbreaking. Like this one little girl who's parents were only able to afford a bed for her but not themselves, so they slept on the floor. So she thought literally everyone slept on the floor like it was normal.
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#32
They're not so bad.
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#33
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Aren't you in like 10th grade, see this is what I'm talking about where are your parents.

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Nah, you don't work at the children's shelter like my mom does. Idk if that's a national name, but it's pretty much what it sounds like. They take care of abused and abandoned children. She's working there right now, in fact.

Idk what stories you hear, but I can guarantee you they don't give as much insight as her's does. If they did, you'd probably rage off the face of the Earth tbh.

Edit: The other times when it's not abuse it's just heartbreaking. Like this one little girl who's parents were only able to afford a bed for her but not themselves, so they slept on the floor. So she thought literally everyone slept on the floor like it was normal.


calm down people, was only joking.
#34
my one neighbor's kids suck (as well as their parents)

they let them play unsupervised in the middle of the driveway that leads to the back of the apartment building where the garages are.

i go super slow driving in and out but that hasnt stopped the little idiots from nearly running headfirst into the side of my car.

or in one case the youngest one was running towards me, looking at her feet, and nearly smashed her face into the front of the car. (i was at a complete stop, but their shitty mother would have determined it to be my fault.)
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#36
Nah but for real kids are great up until they wake up before they're supposed to in your pre-work routine and instead of catching up on the Olympics while you're eating breakfast you have to endure a minute-long Cbeebies sizzle reel on repeat for like half and hour due to their programming not starting till six because NORMAL CHILDREN ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP TILL THEN

Totally messed with my zen and somehow got the wife pissed off at me in the process.
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#37
thoroughly don't enjoy being around children that aren't someone's I know. spend a lot of time on buses and they are fukn bellends
#38
Me as a parent? Hah.
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#39
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I don't. They're hyper, they're annoying, and their parents never control them.


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#40
when they're in the ultra-interested, ultra creative stage, they're great. That's around 8-11 in my experience. After that school starts to suck the life out of them and they become annoying. Toddlers are occasionally adorable but only to someone who doesn't have to wipe their arse.
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