#2
Xiaoxi cos he seems to be driven

jrcsgtpeppers cos he's an idea's man

these guys will get along great so it doesn't matter what the business
#3
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Xiaoxi cos he seems to be driven

jrcsgtpeppers cos he's an idea's man

these guys will get along great so it doesn't matter what the business


Yeah between them they'll invent something no-one knows they need yet.

I'd definitely employ Gary as head chef were I ever to open the restaurant, Beefer can help me taste test/be my primary customer.
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#4
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Yeah between them they'll invent something no-one knows they need yet.

I'd definitely employ Gary as head chef were I ever to open the restaurant, Beefer can help me taste test/be my primary customer.

Did you hear about his salt incident?
#6
Xiaoxi and Fat Lard

Something with computers iunno.
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#8
Mind your own business.

That's what I'd do when I start selling all these tabs.

Of course, I'll have to shut down UG for that to happen.

If not then I guess me and Shotgunmerc could open a guitar shop/lesson place like Guitar Center. Of course I'd leave everything to him while I just stand there and look pretty while showing off my mad guitar skills.
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Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


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#15
Hmmm, I'd open a cocktail bar with Gary in Sweden, but fuck moving to Sweden
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#16
I want to start a cabin building company with Guizar. We'd both focus on our strengths, so he'd be doing the building, while I motivate the workforce and provide additional guidance, saying such things as "Yeah, good job buddy!" and "Have you tried picking up that board over there? Yes, that one. Ok, now put it down again. Did that do anything?"
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#18
It would be so great that if we invited people over to check it out, they'd be all like "ok, so where's this cabin I've heard so much about?" and we'd respond "m8, this is the cabin" and they'd be like "what?! no way man! that's insane!" and we'd be like 'yeah way", man, yeah way".
#21
Joshua Garcia because I could pay him 3 dollars an hour and he'd still be grateful to even be in my country.
#22
I dont know people here well enough to answer that question properly.
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#23
i would open a dispensary in washington state or colorado with laid-to-waste and fat lard

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#24
a costume store with Axel and Ian
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#25
I read the title as "You're squirting a business" and I had no idea what you meant

So now I'm posting to say that and not to contribute out of principle
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#26
xiaoxi and that dude who was talking about making a quarter mill a year
Check out my band Disturbed
#27
I have no idea
A poem.
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#28
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I have no idea

you're hired
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#29
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I have no idea

we could open a guitar and piano tuning shop

you can do the piano's and i'll do the guitars
#30
Evan, you want in on the instrument tech business?
A poem.
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#31
I would start a business with jakesmellspoo.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#32
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Evan, you want in on the instrument tech business?

Yes because I don't know anything about it
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#33
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I would start a business with jakesmellspoo.
i specialize in picking up boxes and putting them down.

also crippling depression.

so what's the plan, man?
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#34
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i specialize in picking up boxes and putting them down.

also crippling depression.

so what's the plan, man?

1. you pick up the boxes
2. you get fed up and quit
3. you get severely depressed
4. I have to declare bankruptcy...
5. ???
6. bankruptcy...

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#35
Sounds like an American small business to me
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#36
mintermens and jake

we will call it CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet

i can make myself vice president

no

junior vice president
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#37
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mintermens and jake

we will call it CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet

i can make myself vice president

no

junior vice president

Why not "Executive Vice President of Business Strategy and Excellence"?....Seems like a lot of prestige for very little effort
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#38
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Joshua Garcia because I could pay him 3 dollars an hour and he'd still be grateful to even be in my country.


Also I'd like to change my answer to me and adbot selling fake licenses.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#39
theogonia777 and I will start selling crystals and guitar strings made from cat guts.
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