#1
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37080682

A ban on the sale of so-called "zombie knives" is set to come into force in England and Wales later this week.
Inspired by horror films, the curved blades with serrated edges are often sold as collectors' items, but police say they are increasingly being carried by criminals.
Last year a north London teenager was killed with one of the weapons.
Safeguarding minister Sarah Newton said the ban would "keep communities safe".
Sold under brand names like "head splitter" and "zombie killer", the weapons can be bought on the internet for as little as £8.
Product descriptions suggest they are for use in horror-film situations like "defending oneself from the undead", or as part of an "apocalypse kit".


Clearly they are making sure the populace in unprepared for a zombie event so society can topple quickly and 'they' can rebuild with tighter control.

This is unacceptable.
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#3
i mean they tend to be pretty shitty knives anyway you're better off just using a large kitchen knife
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#5
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#7
We're still allowed to own swords as long as they're antiques

Actually I'm not sure what the legislation is on most swords, I only know they banned curved blades over 50cm and antiques were exempt.

Although actually all these laws are just about sale anyway so you can still make your own.
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populist crap to please the daily mail reading majority

More like 'Daily Fail" amirite?
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#9
They should ban anything with sharp edges cuz babby UK might hurt themselves.
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They should ban anything with sharp edges cuz babby UK might hurt themselves.
what if someone runs with the safety scissors?


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#16
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37080682


Clearly they are making sure the populace in unprepared for a zombie event so society can topple quickly and 'they' can rebuild with tighter control.

This is unacceptable.

Ban assault knives.

It's not like I can't just spend a day making a sharp piece of metal with a whet stone anyway.

edit: I clicked the article and those knives look queer, I'm glad they're banning them.
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#17
The government is gonna ban everything and do you know why?
Because they can.
The government can only do what the citizens of the governed region let it, so if the citizens were to disagree and go against the government there would never be an issue about what is morally right and wrong to have in an area, because what is needed would be fought for by the majority of people.
There are problems with this whole theory because of idiots and extremists, but honestly I jut think it's so stupid that the governments all over the world are going back and forth arguing about banning certian kinds of knives instead of looking at the global shithole the economy everywhere has become
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#20
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Thank you. I honestly cannot stand this whole Zombie thing...Its not real people, get a fucking grip.
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#21
I hope the UK bans anything and everything that people might hurt themselves or others with.

That way the zombies will get them first...
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#22
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Thank you. I honestly cannot stand this whole Zombie thing...Its not real people, get a fucking grip.



The whole zombie thing is pretty old hat. And Good God...The Walking Dead is a boring ass soap opera. Time to move to the next "cool" monster. I'm think it's time for another werewolf franchise.
#23
i used to kind of want a karambit but then i realised how dorky that is and i don't want to become one of those guys even though i'm probably just as bad
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