#1
Got a difficult question: would you rather have no one at your funeral or at your wedding?
As for me, I'd prefer my friends to ignore my wedding. I find it pretty ok cause wedding is such a private event, and the only person needed is your future wife/husband.

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#2
Funeral. I'm not gonna be around to see it so what do I care?

Also if no-one's at my funeral it means no-one is particularly upset which is good.
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#3
i dont care either way.

if i get married i doubt id really want (or be able to afford) any kind of event with more than just me and the bride. i guess that wouldn't be up to me tho.

funeral i just dont care. im dead.

also i just found out you can apparently have your remains pressed into a vinyl record.
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#4
Would rather no one turned up to my wedding. Doesn't matter if I had the bride.

Funeral I guess I don't care cos I'd be dead, but since I'd like to leave some kids behind on this year I'd hope to be good enough of a father that they'd show up to my funeral.

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also i just found out you can apparently have your remains pressed into a vinyl record.


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and then cremated?
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#6
Well considering that I have already married and some of my friends and family did show up I'll have to say funeral althought since I probably won't know either way it really don't matter.
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#7
You do realise that you need witnesses for a wedding ceremony right? (In 99% of the world)
#8
Civil marriage is tons cheaper, so
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#10
I will be cremated and sent to few ppl as a souvenir, sand clocks or something like that, so no funeral party =\
fyi, it will be my postlife prank, no need to tell me that I'm weird =)

about wedding, I'm pretty sure that it will be something simple as I will probably just go, sign something and destroy a bottle of champaign ...
So, as I have pretty straight plans for my wedding and funeral, I will probably be more happy to see friends on wedding =)
#11
Funeral literally doesn't matter, but that's an event for other people anyway.

As for weddings, you need witnesses for it to be legalised so I guess at least two people need to actually come along.
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#12
I don't really care if anyone shows up to either tbh
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#13
nobody at either really!

i think funerals are just... pathetic. i wanna die when everyone just forgets about me / or when nobody in my life is around anymore
and i think weddings are fking joke, if i get married, i don't want/need anyone to know about my personal affairs except very close family..

i wouldn't want to be seen at either one
i'd go with the wedding probably, just close family, no friends, no outsiders though
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#14
I'd like to proclaim here how little I would care if anyone showed up, but that is only cuz I'm very deeply terrified of no one showing up to either.
#15
It was nice to have friends and family at my wedding, but I really hope everyone has better things to do than attend my funeral. (I'd prefer not to have one at all, or at most a small memorial service where friends and family get together, eat, drink and tell stories about me, both good and bad. )

Because I won't be there. I'll either be completely gone or I'll be doing other things, so any funeral service isn't for me anyway.
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#16
I want loads of people to be at both events but I care about my funeral less so that one I guess.
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Funeral. I'm not gonna be around to see it so what do I care?

Also if no-one's at my funeral it means no-one is particularly upset which is good.


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#19
I'd rather have no one at my wedding. Wedding's about me and my bride, funeral is about my legacy.
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#20
I don't want either, so no biggie. I'm not that keen to get married and I'm tryna get cremated.
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#21
no people at wedding. no people at funeral would just be depressing as hell.
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#22
it doesnt matter cause im gonna get my dick sucked at the end of both of them
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#24
Wedding of course.

Actual (civil) wedding: Don't care much, it's just a legal document. You could celebrate it or not, if nobody comes I wouldn't take it bad
Wedding party: If I don't make a party then nobody comes by definition so there's that. If I make a party and nobody comes then meh there are worse things out there. Plus I get to eat all the cake
#25
funeral? i just wanna get burned and thrown away, fuck all that noise

i dont see getting married either so thats also irrelevant

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#26
there won't be a funeral, just a party. no one will show up to the party because I'll be too dead to invite anyone
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I don't really care if anyone shows up to either tbh

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