Poll: Have you coffeed today?
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Voters: 8.
Our dear friend ulti is sleep-deprived and unable to have coffee at work today because his machine is broken. I thought it would be a great idea for us all to post our coffees as a show of solidarity. I've got one steeping in this badboy right now:

Have you coffeed today? Would you like to? Are you unable? How do you normally achieve coffee?

Remember guys, this is for ulti. Be generous.
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

Last edited by RAB11 at Aug 18, 2016,
I have coffeed in 2016.

I also had a peppermint cheesecake slice with my coffee. Shit was good
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
I haven't had coffee in months because it gives me palpatations. Annoying because it's way better than tea.
I have nothing important to say
Oh man, I feel so lucky to have you guys as online friends
Quote by MeGaDeth2314
hell naw, dat lil bitch ain't gettin any of my coffee

not you tho
For a second I thought this was going to be a Kickstarter so he can buy a new coffee machine.

Too bad, I'd have totes pitched in.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.

There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Are you sure we should feed his addiction?
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day