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#1
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, as they say. What type gals, or guys, physically turn you on? Do you like skinny people? Gymrats? Fatties? White, black, asian,etc....which do you like best? Personality types: which do you like more? Aggressive "go getters"? Chilled out "I'll get to it when I get to it" types?

I'll start. I like my girls to have some meat on their bones. I like them curvy, fat where a woman is supposed to be fat. Someone built like Jennifer Lopez or Katy Perry. I'm not attracted to skinny girls at all. I guess I'm what you'd call a 'butt man". I like girls to be athletic and muscular (a little stocky, to tell the truth). I like them short too...if two equally pretty and smart girls were interested in me and one of them was 5'1" and the other 5'11"...I'd probably pick the shorter one. That being said I'm still a little in love with a blonde haired, blue eyed 5'11" girl I knew in HS. God she was beautiful. I guess...sometimes all the 'rules' go out the window when it comes to attraction, don't they?
#2
I like girls who are extroverted enough to balance my introversion but aren't also annoying

That's why I'm single
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#3
I like my women severely overweight. How a woman is supposed to be.
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#4
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#6
butts and boobies and vaginas
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#8
i like people that make me and other people smile and laugh and stuff

like, nice people basically

i need to lower my standards
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#9
Question #1 you gotta ask yourself before you message me on Tinder: do you gotta booty tho
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#10
i take things to mean exactly the opposite
of what they should truly mean
a pleasant coincidence becomes us being like
true soul mates
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#13
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I don't like feel packages

PM me for newts
#14
I like curvy brunettes, race nor height doesn't really matter to me (despite me just hitting average height) and I like visable tattoos

That being said that is my ideal wifey material whereas what I go for atm is anything that's willing
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I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#15
I have never dated a blond person so there's that. Other than that it's highly variable.
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#16
I'm pretty easy going tbh.
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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#18
I'm most interested in slim white girls but as long as they aren't fat or chubby, I wouldn't say I have a particular type
I have nothing important to say
#19
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I have never dated a blond person so there's that.
yeah same here

weird huh?

oh wait no that's because i've only ever dated one person in my life
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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

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#20
tiny white emo girls who play guitar and sing


fuck, am i turning into Lyle?
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#21
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tiny white emo girls who play guitar and sing


fuck, am i turning into Lyle?


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#22
I have never dated a white person

wait wrong thread

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#23
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tiny white emo girls who play guitar and sing


fuck, am i attracted to Lyle?


Ftfy
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Anyway I have technically statutory raped #nice

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since that promise was broken

i dont make promises any more
#24
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I like girls who are extroverted enough to balance my introversion but aren't also annoying

That's why I'm single

this is a really good one.

physically I'm into moderately-to-very slim white girls around 5'3 to 5'9.
#25
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this is a really good one.

physically I'm into moderately-to-very slim white girls around 5'3 to 5'9.

ya

to expand on that a bit, I'm not a very spontaneous person (except for when I am, and it's like I make up for all the times I'm not and I do really stupid things), and any girl I've ever been close to has been, and I really admire that quality since I tend to lack it
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I wish I was American.

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#26
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#27
someone who can do winged eyeliner well

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#28
People are gross. No one.
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#29
Redheads
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#30
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I like my women severely overweight. How a woman is supposed to be.


NO ONE WANTS TO SNUGGLE A STICK
#31
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#32
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Redheads


also this


I miss the pics of hot redheads thread
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#34
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someone who can do winged eyeliner well
i'm working on it hmu
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Youre officially uber shit now.

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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

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I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#35
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someone who can do winged eyeliner well


Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#36
As I've gotten older, I find my tastes have gotten more "catholic" (in the inclusive, rather than the religious sense). Years ago, I was inordinately fond of petite, big-eyed blond girls. Think...Stevie Nicks. Sarah Michelle Gellar... Like that.

However, as I'm approaching 70.... I find my tastes not only more diverse, but perhaps perverse as well. Eva Green is a knockout. That French Bond girl...Sophie Marceau, likewise.
For some reason I find myself attracted to Margot Robbie's portrayal of Harley Quinn... Bad girls.....
#37
I have to wonder, by the time you're approaching 70 does it really matter what your preference is
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#39
I've sort of realised that I'm okay with pretty much anybody so long as who they are is significant to me.
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#40
Pretty much anything with a vagina that isn't an eyesore to look at. I've given up on women emotionally after my marriage crashed and burned.
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