Hey this is a thread where I brag about where I'm gonna live for the next year

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#1
Signed a 1 year contract to live and work as a dishwasher in Banff National Park. No rent, no bills and living in a mountain resort town is gonna be great


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nice
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good job bro. have fun tripping on shrooms you find

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now how the fuck did you manage to land that deal?

Applying online
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#8
nice that's epic
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pls elaborate.

how does one obtain a 1 year contract for washing dishes?
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#10
get a camera and update us with your expeditions
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#11
Nice Banff is awesome. Check out Jasper while you're there. Also Head Smashed in Buffalo Jump, about 3 hours south.
#12
Is that where they filmed Dante's Peak?

Either way, looks sweet
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#13
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pls elaborate.

how does one obtain a 1 year contract for washing dishes?

I used a couple of job searching websites and applied online for everything I could find. Got an email from this company and set up a phone interview. It went well so they offered me a 1 year contract
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Will do
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#15
woah
damn

banff is beautiful
good thread




#16
That place looks cool af and no rent/bills sounds too good to be true but working as a dishwasher seems weird. Isn't that what... dishwasher machines are for?
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That place looks cool af and no rent/bills sounds too good to be true but working as a dishwasher seems weird. Isn't that what... dishwasher machines are for?

Eh kind of. It's no different than being a dishwasher anywhere else or at any other restaurant. Most places just have an industrial sized sanitizer and need someone to actually clean the dishes before they are sent through.
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#19
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#21
when can i come visit?
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I used a couple of job searching websites and applied online for everything I could find. Got an email from this company and set up a phone interview. It went well so they offered me a 1 year contract
Will do
i need to expand my job search.

i was looking for jobs on cruise ships a while back but it looks like id need a food service certification for any of that.
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#25
I wish I could be so whimsical with my job....all I've ever done is Government, so if I decided to up and leave one day, I'd be up a creek without a paddle.
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#26
1)You're gonna get sick of tourist
2)Sights in nature get real old real fast when you see them every day.
3)You'll have no soul after washing dishes for 3 months

It'll be a neat experience though.
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1)You're gonna get sick of tourist
2)Sights in nature get real old real fast when you see them every day.
3)You'll have no soul after washing dishes for 3 months

It'll be a neat experience though.
I feel like #2 applies to anywhere anyone lives though.
I'd much rather get tired of nature than get tired of a buzzing city like the one I live in.
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Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Aug 20, 2016,
#28
Washing dishes is the best job I ever had. I got to listen to music all day and the chefs cooked for me. Plus it was cash in hand and weekly pay. I felt like a god.

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#29
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now how the fuck did you manage to land that deal?


Banff is a tourist trap loaded up with Aussie workers. I imagine it's pretty common for companies to do this to attract employees as it gives a bit more security.

I don't know though, just a wild guess.
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#30
I hope you're not being lured in as a government experiment
nobody will question what happens to the dishwasher from out of town

also are you taking anybody with?

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#32
ooooo...that's pretty!

Sounds a little too good to be true to me. There was a serial killer that preyed on people like that a few years ago in Missouri. Stored their bodies in barrels he kept on his property. Better make sure it's legit or you might end up in somebody's soup pot.
#34
I thought it was gonna be somewhere neat. Should have known better.
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#36
Hey I live here now. It's pretty cool shit. Overall first day is 8/10
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#37
that's a nice place. take pix.

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#40
Jeff, can I just live vicariously through you for the rest of my life? ;_;
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
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