#1
I have an interview Wednesday and one of the things they want me to prepare are examples of three organizations the company can learn from, in any area. So business, boosting morale, teamwork, whatever.

I want to say Mongols but what else?
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#3
Hitler was an underachiever.

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#4
cite all examples of what not to do like i would.

then quit if you even get the job at all.
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#5
They can learn from Amazon in avoiding tax
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#8
dont give a fuck about the law like enron

have the face of your business be a 50 year old edgy teen like spectre media group


i dont know actually im not smart enough for things like this
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damn
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#11
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This could be cool to mention but doing both Mongols and Japanese might be overloading the Asian aspect and they'll think I'm a weab.
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#12
Tell them they should get a psycho CEO like John Legere who just talks shit on his competition all the time and doesn't give a fuck
#13
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This could be cool to mention but doing both Mongols and Japanese might be overloading the Asian aspect and they'll think I'm a weab.
Could work, just don't bring your pillow to the interview. Also for some reason I thought Mongols was some potentially offensive sports team name and not the empire.
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#14
SOCO.

Take advantage of third world countries by promising them that their poverty will go away if they let you drill their national parks for oil. Use such promises to make the local militia create a civil war within the country so you can defeat any who protests with force and when it comes to the law you can say hey the people did it for themselves not because we made them do it

Inspiring business practice. Fucking pricks.
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#15
Apple because they show that you can use marketing to sell things for a much higher value than what they are worth and also that people are silly.

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#16
Seriously though, CDPR because they do a great job of being aware of what people hate about the current climate of business practice in the games industry, and choose to be different while drawing attention to how they don't do what everyone hates creating fantastic PR for the company.
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#17
Should I devote all or just part of the interview to discussing ethics in gaming journalism.
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#18
most of it

mention how you are a dedicated red piller and how not all men are rapists
#19
I better mention the human right to post racial slurs on Twitter so they know I'm not an SJW
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#20
Apple, Because the world needs more pretentious crap in it

or

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#21
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damn


I just really dislike Glenn fricker
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#22
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I just really dislike Glenn fricker


yeah it's kinda amazing that he goes on and on about how other musicians suck but then freely admits he's not a very good guitar player
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#23
I understand that it must be frustrating to have unprepared musicians that arent very good when time is money and you're trying to help them make a record but I gotta believe that a decent performance can be coaxed out of someone that's at least good enough that they think they can go into a studio to make a record

it's not that hard
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#24
Primus2112

I don't know. Just think of bands like Blink-182 where you got Tom Delonge who can barely play a song all the way through correctly, that must have been some work. Same with Kurt Cobain in a way I guess and plenty of others.

Like that's something I don't think I could ever do is be under the pressure of having to nail a recording on guitar because my playing is so loose and I doubt I could ever keep in time or stick to a single strumming pattern for longer than 5 seconds. That's why whenever I learn a song it can never match the original recording because I simply can't play the same thing perfectly over and over. With so many studio albums though the instrumentals are absolutely perfect and on point.

So yeah, it definitely is hard for me.
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#25
I meant its not that hard for the producer

anyone can get a good enough run of a song if they do it enough times
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#26
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I meant its not that hard for the producer

anyone can get a good enough run of a song if they do it enough times
have you seen Filmage?

i would not want to have Bill Stevenson produce a record for me.
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#27
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have you seen Filmage?

i would not want to have Bill Stevenson produce a record for me.


I have not seen filmage but I intend to

Now that I know it exists
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