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I choose garlic bread and Arnold Palmer mixed iced tea/lemonade.
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#3
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#4
McSpicy Double and iced lemon tea


Ok my teeth would fall out ASAP though so I would have to go with tomato rice and water for a healthier option.
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#7
alcohol and a big bag of various pills to kill myself

i guess water and some kind of flavored rice would be best yeah
not too bland but also not specific enough in flavor that i'd ever be able to get as sick of it as i do other foods that i eat too much
#8
Quote by ErikLensherr
I choose garlic bread and Arnold Palmer mixed iced tea/lemonade.


Naw, too old and stringy. You'd have to boil Palmer for half a day at his body weight to tenderize the meat properly.

I'd select Haagen Daz vanilla bean with Hershey's chocolate syrup.
#10
Prime Rib and Coke Zero.
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#11
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spaghetti and milkshakes

you gonna eat all that garlic bread?


You are disgusting. Milk and spaghetti , duh.

Oh yeah, Brownbacks teabaggers got trounced in Kansas the other day. Hilarious stuff.
#12
mystery flavour of airheads so every day is a surprise, and i guess like mouthwash for the drink so my jawbone doesn't rot and fall off
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#13
Quote by ErikLensherr
I choose garlic bread and Arnold Palmer mixed iced tea/lemonade.


OT: Fish and chips. Or maybe just a big piece of grilled tilapia with lemon pepper.
The drink is the hard part. I drink water every day, but I also really enjoy my liquor. Probably liquor.
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#14
deluxe chicago style pizza for versatility (pull that shit apart and mix it up once in a while yknow?) & coffee




#15
Assuming water isn't considered part of this:

Pizza and Jack Daniels with Ginger-ale. A mixed drink is still one drink
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#17
How does this sound:

Pinto beans marinated in beef broth overnight, empty broth and add 2 onions. Put some thick sliced ham,bacon, sausage (some kind of fatty meat) in the pot. Add water until there is 1/2" of it over the beans. Simmer on low heat, stirring frequently. Cover.

MEANWHILE:

(skipping directions) put CORNBREAD baking pan in the oven and bake for 45 minutes at 375 degrees.

MEANWHILE:

Old lady is driving over to the WalMart to buy a six pack of Becks lager.
#21
i refuse to answer this question.

mainly because i want to say burritos and coffee and that'd probably result in adult diapers.
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#22
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Oh yeah, Brownbacks teabaggers got trounced in Kansas the other day. Hilarious stuff.
let me grab a milkshake and you can tell me about it
#23
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i refuse to answer this question.

mainly because i want to say burritos and coffee and that'd probably result in adult diapers.


Nothing wrong with adult diapers. I'm looking forward to having my shitty diapers changed by a buxom blonde nurse someday.

Probably next Tuesday.
#25
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what did brownback do, tobus? I didn't hear


GOP primaries. The Republican moderates eviscerated the teabagger Republicans in primaries.

Small victory, I know, but maybe now something will get done to fix Kansas' multitude of teabagger inflicted economic wounds. Damn those guys are dumb shits.
#26
DORITOS AND MT. DEW COS NERF THIS!

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#27
Quote by TobusRex
How does this sound:

(skipping directions) put CORNBREAD baking pan in the oven and bake for 45 minutes at 375 degrees.
you don't get a side dish. just beans
#29
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liver and a nice chianti


What, no favah beans?
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#31
Borax and Clorox
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#32
asshole and also water

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#33
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asshole and also water


Your avatar makes me want an M series soooooooooooooooo badly.

PRECISION GERMAN ENGINEERING.
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#34
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Your avatar makes me want an M series soooooooooooooooo badly.

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#lolamg

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#35
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#lolamg


M3s and M5s are just plain sexy honestly, especially the ones with the i6 engines(oh god these engines make me jizz my pants). The rest of the roster is really nice though.

I could never fall in love with Mercs the same way I like BMW's, the closest would be Audis I guess, after that the Golf GTI.
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#36
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M3s and M5s are just plain sexy honestly, especially the ones with the i6 engines(oh god these engines make me jizz my pants). The rest of the roster is really nice though.

I could never fall in love with Mercs the same way I like BMW's, the closest would be Audis I guess, after that the Golf GTI.
Aside from the 2 series I'm not in love with the current gen or probably any future gens. Aspire to own an older M3 in the future. After that, Porsche Cayman or 911 is the #goal. RWD and manual 4 lyf.

Sent you a PM so we don't keep derailing OP's excellent thread

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#37
A nice steak washed down with cyanide because fuck only eating one thing for the rest of my life.
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#38
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How does this sound:

Pinto beans marinated in beef broth overnight, empty broth and add 2 onions. Put some thick sliced ham,bacon, sausage (some kind of fatty meat) in the pot. Add water until there is 1/2" of it over the beans. Simmer on low heat, stirring frequently. Cover.

MEANWHILE:

(skipping directions) put CORNBREAD baking pan in the oven and bake for 45 minutes at 375 degrees.

MEANWHILE:

Old lady is driving over to the WalMart to buy a six pack of Becks lager.


becks. gross.

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#39
Margerita pizza and Diet Ginger Ale
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‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#40
If water is included as a drink

Chicken Fried Rice and Lightning Brewery's ESB.

Otherwise CFR with Green Tea
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