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#1




Are you single, thin, and neat? Do people think you're gay because of it?
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#3
yeah




#4
yeah
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#5
No, kind of chubby. People still think I'm gay though. Everyone thinks everyone else is gay, it's the way the world works.
#8
Nope. Married, unfit, and bearded
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#9
A girl asked me if I was once but I think she was making fun of me
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#10
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Nope. Married, unfit, and bearded
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#11
the people that think that about me now have enough of their own problems to care what I'm doin'.....not doin'
#12
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gaaaaaaay


Fight me, proletariat
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#13
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Fight me, proletariat

sword fight? ?
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#14
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sword fight? ?


Are you gay, fam?
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy
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#15
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Are you gay, fam?
everybody's a little gay. ?
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#17
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everybody's a little gay. ?


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#18
I'm thin, neat, and ready.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#19
Single? Yes
Thin? Not really
Neat? Well, I guess I'm organized if that's what you mean. But not until the spur of the moment kicks in and tells me to tidy up.
Do people think I'm gay? Sometimes, yes.
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#20
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the people that think that about me now have enough of their own problems to care what I'm doin'.....not doin'


If they know you as well as I do they are probably already planning your demise.

I would be.
#21
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If they know you as well as I do they are probably already planning your demise.

I would be.
I've never been good at keeping plans.
#22
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I've never been good at keeping plans.


Wouldn't matter much.

Tell me.....what percentage body fat are you running?
#23
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A girl asked me if I was once but I think she was making fun of me

I think it's a valid question when you see a guy at a mall with a girl and he's holding her bags.
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#24
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Wouldn't matter much.

Tell me.....what percentage body fat are you running?
very little.
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#26
george costanza is my aesthetic

without the bald

but im sure its only a matter of time
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#27
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I think it's a valid question when you see a guy at a mall with a girl and he's holding her bags.

If anything, she should be holding his bag am I right?
#28
No but I did get hit on by a guy at a gig once which gave me a bit of an ego boost.

And once my grandad was convinced I was having a sordid affair with my cousin's boyfriend because we got along quite well.

But I haven't been thin for a number of years and I've never been neat.
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#29
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I think it's a valid question when you see a guy at a mall with a girl and he's holding her bags.



Nah then she'd assume we were married, amirite fellas
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#30
I am single and neat, my sexuality has been called into question a few times because I have those attributes and I like a lot of stuff that's not common for a straight male to like (Opera music and such)
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#32
Single, not that thin (but not really 'fat' anymore) and defs not neat.

But I'm fairly certain several family members think I'm one of them super gays.
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#34
I think there could be some confusion whether to I am gay or not for a bit if I am a new person but in the end people work out I am firmly heterosexual
#35
You know I did get called faggot a lot more irl when I was skinnier and younger.

Now that I don't look as feminine and am chubby I switched from mostly scoring bi girls, to scoring girls with daddy issues.

The people who called me faggot though had no idea if I was single or not, it was mostly yelled from moving vehicles.

S'all good.
#36
people on /mu/ used to ask me if I was a trap

single, not that thin, only really organised in places of work
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#37
I'm single, thin and neat but nobody has ever thought I was gay, not even when I was a teenager with long hair and no beard.
I have nothing important to say
#38
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I'm single, thin and neat but nobody has ever thought I was gay, not even when I was a teenager with long hair and no beard.

Probably because they thought you were a woman
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#39
People think I'm gay from time to time, and tbf they're not entirely wrong
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#40
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people on /mu/ used to ask me if I was a trap

single, not that thin, only really organised in places of work


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