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PARTICIPANTS: THIS IS THE PLANNING THREAD! DO NOT POST ANSWERS/PROOFS


Mentlegen,

We are bestowed with a great responsibility to assign Truths and Dares to the brave participants. We shall use this thread to determine their tasks.

Please keep in mind that we shan't ask them to do anything illegal. Also, out of consideration for non-drinkers and for whom drinking would be illegal, try to keep alcohol out of the equation. Creativity is your friend, and discussions help stimulate creativity, so please speak up if you have an idea.
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#2
Bring me my tasks and duties
A poem.
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I can out-bore you any day
#3
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Bring me my tasks and duties


Assist me in the formation of the first Truth the participants must answer. I was thinking something like, "If you type 'X' into yur web browser, will a porn site show up in the dropdown?" They have to screen shot to prove.
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#4
I think what us judges should do is compile our own list of possible dares, and then on say, Saturday, we all compare notes and pick the best ones and assign them
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#5
That sounds exactly like what we're already doing but more organised
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#6
Also, shotgun being the kitteh on the right
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#7
Dare #1 Take a selfie with a homeless person.
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I think what us judges should do is compile our own list of possible dares, and then on say, Saturday, we all compare notes and pick the best ones and assign them


This sounds like a plan.

Also, I'm middle cat.
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#9
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Dare #1 Take a selfie with a homeless person.


Yeah nope, this isn't jackass
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#10
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Dare #1 Take a selfie with a homeless person.

What are we, UNHOLY judges?
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Assist me in the formation of the first Truth the participants must answer. I was thinking something like, "If you type 'X' into yur web browser, will a porn site show up in the dropdown?" They have to screen shot to prove.

Yes. And I assume the same is true for my computer at home.
#12
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Yes. And I assume the same is true for my computer at home.


Now is not the time for participants... That comes later.
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#13
DARE: sail around the world on a luxury cruise liner as a drug mule carrying 90kg worth of cocaine, and try to smuggle it all into your terminating country. Post selfies of your trip here
http://www.vice.com/en_au/read/quebec-women-charged-in-massive-coke-smuggling-bust-documented-whole-trip-on-instagram?utm_source=vicefblocalau
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Dare #1 Take a selfie with a homeless person.


the only difficult part here is the embarrassment of taking a selfie in public, chilling with homeless people is the easiest shit ever if you're not a human turd


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#15
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Now is not the time for participants... That comes later.

I'll leave you to it then...
#17
Dare #2 Sing the lyrics to Last Resort by Papa Roach as loud as you can in a crowded public place.
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#18
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Dare pay me a genuine compliment


You're good at making everyone else look better.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#19
please stop
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#20
I just thought of something: What if we offend someone? We need to make sure that the way we phrase our truths and dares needs to be gender and kin neutral. We also should also keep veg* followers in mind and make sure we avoid animals or animal products.


I'm kidding, we need to be as offensive as Gilbert Gottfried hosting the Special Olympics as footage of terrorist acts play on a big screen with Anal Cunt playing in the background.
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You're good at making everyone else look better.

I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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#23
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I just thought of something: What if we offend someone? We need to make sure that the way we phrase our truths and dares needs to be gender and kin neutral. We also should also keep veg* followers in mind and make sure we avoid animals or animal products.


I'm kidding, we need to be as offensive as Gilbert Gottfried hosting the Special Olympics as footage of terrorist acts play on a big screen with Anal Cunt playing in the background.

As a totally impartial judge, I agree
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#24
hello im a judge aint i?

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#25
hello lyle yes you are judge
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#26
lets go clean up mega city one

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#27
My ideas might get people kicked out of places lmao.
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There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#28
I feel like you will be a good fit at HOLY Judges inc

Welcome aboard
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#29
We are indeed the most HOLY. As such, we are above criticism. Remember that. We can send classified information about national security, and they can't touch us.
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#30
So are the other HOLY judges coming up with good Truths to ask? Because I haven't bothered with anything but Dares and am hoping someone will be able to compensate.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#31
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So are the other HOLY judges coming up with good Truths to ask? Because I haven't bothered with anything but Dares and am hoping someone will be able to compensate.


I'm working on some.
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#33
Planning update: I say we have our suggestions posted on here by 17:00 GMT Saturday, that way we can sort through the truths and dares and make our final decisions. Sound good?
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#34
Hang on, let me figure out what time that is in 'Straya

I'm sure I can think of some truths as well

EDIT: That's pretty late for me. I'll post my suggestions before I go to bed, which will probably be around 0000GMT
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
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#36
11:00am for me. I can do that but I'll just wait until everyone else does it lmao
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#37
Quote by K'Nuckles
I think that's 2am for you, gpjm

I don't maths good
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#38
OK, before I forget, 'cause imma head to be soon.

Truths:
What is the most embarrassing picture of yourself?
Have you crapped yourself since being a child?
Most inappropriate joke you've ever told?
Most insensitive thing you've said to someone?


Dares:
Every beverage that person drinks for a day has to have a tablespoon of Sriracha in it.
Sing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" while beat boxing
Write the UG "Just give it a little smooch" post using only your toes
Do the worm
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#39
DARE: Print out a picture of Sam and tape it to your pillow and sleep next to it for a night and post evidence.
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
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