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#4
Chaz with the self-control ?
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#5
Did you stop it by eating the attempted rapists ass, thus satisfying his urges?

For reals tho: Good job man
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#7
Well done

Was there any sort of relationship between the two?
How did you deal with it?
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#8
Was


she fit
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#9


was it Hugh Mungus?
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#12
Is this all not just a caffeine drip trip given too much thought and we're all figments of our own imaginations?
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#13
Was the sexual traumatized by the potential assault?
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#16
This thread is basically the same as when a hot girl on facebook would post the status "I just can't deal with this."
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#17
I'm surprised you didn't end up getting injured again. How many SJW stickers did this get you?
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Chaz with the self-control ?

I was gonna say this.
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#19
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Stopped a potential sexual assault today.

So uh, yeah. That was crazy. AMA.


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#21
Did you know that an AMA means "ask me anything" and you're supposed to answer questions?
#22
Quit tanning on the beach and answer these questions, dammit
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#25
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Did you know that an AMA means "ask me anything" and you're supposed to answer questions?


Maybe he's using another meaning of it? There's loads: http://www.acronymfinder.com/AMA.html

At the moment I'm leaning towards "Against Medical Advice" although I'm not sure how that one works.
#26
pics or it didn't happen
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#28
What up I went to bed. Anyway I went out last night and was hanging with my buds outside the bar chatting with some girls after closing. Noticed this girl by herself about 10 feet away from us and a dude was getting pretty aggressive and loud with her. He was like "Come on, just come back with me." And grabbing her arm and shit. She was like "No, I'm gonna walk this way and you're gonna walk that way." And trying to get away. He wasn't letting up, so I stepped in and was like "Hey fam, I'm pretty sure she said she's going this way, so you that means you gotta go that way"

He's like "you need to back off bro it's not like that." And she's like "no please don't he needs to leave." So I said "sounds like it is like that bro" and put my hand on his chest and separated them. He lets go and starts to walk away at that point. She said thank you to me and started walking the other way. I walk up to the dude after and was like "hey bro I know we all act a way when we're drunk, but when a girl's telling you that you gotta go dude you gotta go no matter what."

Anyway it was crazy as fuck. Never really had an experience like that before.
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#29
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And you're sure you didn't just cockblock some rough sex?

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#31
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This thread is basically the same as when a hot girl on facebook would post the status "I just can't deal with this."


Lol damn near, but I was drunk and it was 4:30, so I passed out almost immediately after posting.
#32
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Did you look into the assailant's eyes and suddenly feel empty
Can Chaz even see himself when he looks into a mirror?
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#33
Sounds like there wouldn't have been any sort of sexual assault regardless, really. You're just assuming she couldn't have handled herself, despite the fact that she was handling it herself.
#34
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Sounds like there wouldn't have been any sort of sexual assault regardless, really. You're just assuming she couldn't have handled herself, despite the fact that she was handling it herself.

Are you kidding or did you not read the whole thing?
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#35
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Sounds like there wouldn't have been any sort of sexual assault regardless, really. You're just assuming she couldn't have handled herself, despite the fact that she was handling it herself.

lol get a load of this guy
#36
Quote by Colohue
Sounds like there wouldn't have been any sort of sexual assault regardless, really. You're just assuming she couldn't have handled herself, despite the fact that she was handling it herself.


Well she was but sometimes in that situation he could physically drag her along.

Drawing attention to the situation so other people come over is still a way of handling it. If he wasn't there she could have started screaming to make the guy want to go away.
#37
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"sounds like it is like that bro"
"hey bro"
"gotta go dude"

Bro, get a load of this dude.
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#38
Quote by Colohue
Sounds like there wouldn't have been any sort of sexual assault regardless, really. You're just assuming she couldn't have handled herself, despite the fact that she was handling it herself.

Yes I'm sure that the 5 and half foot girl in heels would have been able to stop the 6 foot 200 pounder

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Well she was but sometimes in that situation he could physically drag her along.

Drawing attention to the situation so other people come over is still a way of handling it. If he wasn't there she could have started screaming to make the guy want to go away.

yeah, I mean she was handling it in that sense, but if he got more physical than just grabbing her arm it could have gone bad.

Also, they were in a more secluded location away from the front of the bar, so me and my friends were the only people within about 20 feet of them
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#39
Sounds like you handled the situation nicely

and yea, her getting loud enough to attract the attention of someone to back her up was the correct response as well.
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